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Saturday, September 30, 2006, 3:38 PM
yo guys...im here 2post..nt really much 2 say 2day....but i have sme stories 2 tell...aft sharin quite alot of jokes..i decided 2 share sme ghost stories....hmmm..wat shd i say...i tink dey r tales i heard fr my frenes when we were walkin back aft playin bball juz now...one of e stories goes lyk tis........he was helpin out in tis year sec 2 camp n durin e day dey were supposed 2 go to a porcelain makin factory n have a tour dere....while on e bus...dey travelled passed a cemetry ..upon seein so many graves he took out his hp n took down sme pics of e graves...everything went on smoothly...n at e nite...he was wif another 2 gals n 2 boys n dey were tokin in e bunk..1 of e gals went 2 slp n left 3 boys n a gal crappin around...bcoz he was very sleepy...he closed his eye den open it again..he repeated tis 4 bout 3 time n e 3rd time he open his eyes..he saw a man in white carryin a bag walkin pass....n he was very shocked...so he went 2 slp immediately.... sounds creepy huh??? heres another1....sme ppl says tat my current secondary sch a corner at 4th floor is haunted....but i don really noe e details...but 2day i knew it....my frene says tat many ppl says tat dey had seen a woman in white clothings flyin pass...n her face has a scar on it...i do nt know if its true..4 e canberrans info...it is at e fourth floor...above e cosmix...haha.... i tink tats all i have 2 say 4 2day....don dweel on it 2 much tales r tales...kk..bye!! Friday, September 29, 2006, 2:40 AM
hi everybody out dere...im back...haiz...came back quite late again...coz dere is a stupid mock test 2day again....it was the a maths mock test...it was said 2 b a mock test but dere were no tchers in e class n we were lyk doin hw..walkin around n sharin answers.....haha...i left early...but tink oni 4 bout 15 mins nia..sian...den go home lo...but im very very gald 2 say tat 2day e maths lesson went on very smoothly...coz i can understand wat e tcher was tokin bout... juz fellin very wierd...coz every tcher told us tat we muz work very hard n study everyday...but dey keep on giving mock test how will we have enough time 4 revisions??????? reached home earlier de yesterday...bout 4++...den as usual...went 2 play bball wif yuan zhong at 7..came back at 10....wanna start hw but don really feel lyk doin it..so came 2 blog now lo...haha... mayb u may tink tat my blogs r very dry everytime...but i tink tat if u wan my blog 2 b a very colouful 1...den u can intro me sme activities 2 pass my time...haha... tink tats all 4 2nite...n dere is e joke 4 today... During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist,he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with one of his medications. "Which one?" I asked. "The patch. The nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and now I'm running out of places to put it!" I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn't see...Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body! Now the instructions include removal of the old patch before applying a new one. TO EVERYBODY HU R PREPARIN 4 UR EXAMS GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!! N TO MYSELF..."BOLANG , HANG IN DERE...2 MRE WEEKS N IT WILL B OVER K??" Wednesday, September 27, 2006, 9:44 PM
hey guys out dere...i had thought over it 4 quite a long time n i finally decided tat i will try 2 at least post 1 joke everyday...hope tat all of u will enjoy it..ok..back 2 bloggin..2day i went 2 sch mre early as usual coz i mornin woke up coz had a diarrhoea(don noe if it is e correct spellin)..although i was oni early 4 bout 10 mins...but it matters really much.. as usual...no teacher was absent 2day n it was stil a borin day..actually my morale was quite high at e mornin...but when i asked if dere were any assembly...my morale was lyk dropped so much...haz...but e assembly was nt really bad as i had expected coz it was oni 4 e sec 3s....so it was nt crampy... aft e talk...i went 2 look 4 eddie rudy all.....den after partin wif dem..i went up 2 cosmix 2 start my chem marathon...i took bout 2hr ++ 2 finish 2 chpt izzit slow or wat???? reached home at bout 5.30 den watch tv + use com n as usual...i have nt done my hw...haha...tink gonna do it aft bloggin...haha.. heres e joke 4 tonite..... Banta Singh rushed back angrily to the grocery shop from where he had purchased a packet of butter a few minutes ago. Where is my free gift?" he shouted at the shopkeeper. "But Sir, there is no free gift on the purchase of butter." The shopkeeper answered politely. "Don't fool me," replied Banta, "it is clearly written on the packet of the butter 'Cholesterol free'". ******************************************************************** Jugnu Singh and an American were walking outside when the American said "Oh, look at the dead bird." Jugnu Singh looked towards the sky and said "Where, where?" i tink it is funny u????? bye!! Tuesday, September 26, 2006, 10:17 PM
hi everyone...im here 2 post agaian..haha...4 dose hu had gave me comments..thx 4 all tat...haha...ok let me begin wif wat had happen 2day...tis mornin..when i knew tat no teacher was absent..i had oredi guessed tat it would b a very very "fun"day(juz tryin 2 show sme irony ..coz juz learnt it a few days ago..n i oso realized tat it could b used 2 hurt ppl..haha)ok back 2 sch...e 1st half of e day was ok but it was e time when i realized tat dere was a E MATHS MOCK TEST 2DAY..N AFT E MOCK TEST WAS A MATHS REMEDIAL.....haiz...it was really damn borin...can u imagined havin lessons til e late afternoon..or shd i say early evenin..??aiya..nvm la... n about e e maths mock test..i had spent time dere idle around n makin funny noises wif ben...haha..n when teacher wanna collect e paper..i oni did 3 ques..n all dose ques i was oni writin bull shit..lol...den i came home at bout 5++ den watch tv 4 a while den went 2 play bball fr 7 til 9..it was quite a fun game ...now e time is 10.21pm n i have nt even touched my hw...but do i have any 2day?????aiya..nvm la..ltr den ask lo..but hope dere r no hw 2day... ok i tink tats wat i have gt 2 say 4 tis very "fun"day....(here it comes again haha) A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit She instructed her son to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to his daddy who was on site. After junior had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that there was a lady who picked up daddy's phone the three times he tried reaching dad on the mobile. Women!!She waited impatiently for her husband to return from work and upon seeing him in the driveway, she rushed out and gave him a tight slap,and she slapped him again, for good measure. People from the neighbourhood rushed around to find out what the causeof the commotion was. The woman asked junior to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called. Junior said "The subscriber you have dialled is not available at present.Please Try Again Later"... hope tat it will light up ur day..gtg..bye!!!! Monday, September 25, 2006, 9:02 PM
hi!!everybody...tis my officially my 1st entry coz yesterday tat1 was 2 try out e blog...ok...tis is my 1st blog n i muz thank hafizah 2 make tis blog 4 me..haha..ok...since 2day is e 1st day..i will tel a few jokes n make it a fun 1...but i don b very sure if it is goin 2 b funny 2 u nt...any way..it goes lyk tis.. A customer went to snack bar and ordered a hamburger. When 20 minutes had gone and his food hadn't arrived, the irate customer asked the waiter. Customer: Will my hamburger be long? Waiter: No, sir...it will be round. ***************************************************************** Two young boys was having their morning breakfast, consist of hot chocolate and cereal. As he almost finish his meal, the younger of the two headed for their aquarium, his hand full of cereal. Just before he feed the turtles and the fish, his mother came into the room. "Don't do it, Kamal", she said. "They'll die." The boys face turned pale and throw his mother a desperate look, "Then why did you gave it to us ?" **************************************************************** Diner: Waiter,look at this chicken, nothing but skin and bones. Waiter: What else do u want, feathers? Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager! Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either. Diner: You'll drive me to my grave! Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you hope tat tis few jokes tat i tink is funny will light up ur day....gtg..i will blog mre next time...haha..bye everybody.... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****aH lAnG*****~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sunday, September 24, 2006, 10:34 PM
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