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Thursday, June 28, 2007, 2:40 PM
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hi!!today quite happy la.. but starting vry suay lo..aft e national anthem.. mdm laila called alot ppl go general office in front stand. den aft tat den we knew is coz we skipped ytd detention.. but she ytd gt say tat we can go anytime we wan mah.. den she 2day say muz go.. ok lo.. den aft tat had lessons...den during e las 2 period.. i went 4e2 had a maths..den i could do some of e sums wif e help of yanjie!!!! THX SO MUCH!!! den hor during lesson time rudy was tokin wif me sayin tat tml jinkang bdae.. he wanna buy e present 2day..den we asked ard..nobody wanna go..so aft sch i went home took wallet den went northpoint wif rudy.. we actually planned 2 come back at 2.30 to have our mt oral practice..but we reached sch ard 3++..but we stil made it 4 e oral.. we bought 1 pair of slippers n a tag 4 jinkang..hope he will lyk it!!! den i went 2 take e oral 2 times..coz mdm yong say can take as much times as i wan. so i kiasu go take 2 times lo..wif 2 diff tcher.. both e feedback nt bad..so vry happy... den aft oral walked ard n go detention..actually we tot tat we can oni go home at 5.30..but when we reached dere..we den noe tat it is oni til 4.40.. MRE HAPPY!!!!so we started serving our detention ard 4..den left at 4.40...so me howard n vern actually serve 40 mins for a 3hrs detention...!!!!! den aft detention went back home.. O YA!!! 4get to say...2day gt mt oral briefing hor..den mdm yong said muz bring confrimation slip..den i tot 4 a while tinkin tat my slip is lost..so vry scared lo.. den when i came home juz now..i straight away go search 4 my slip..den found it among my books HAHAHAHAH tats all i have 2 say 2day... gtg bye!!!=) ANW..TML IM HAVING MY MT O'LEVEL ORAL EXAMINATIONS...SO WISH ME GOOD LUCK!!!!=) Wednesday, June 27, 2007, 1:44 PM
hi everyone!!!im back.. so long nv update oredi..vry paiseh leh.. hahaha ok lo... 2 show tt im sry 4 wat has happened.. i will post some jokes 4 u all 2 laugh 2day ok??? haha ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The sharing of marriage... The old man placed order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering. Obviously they were thinking, "That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them." As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything. People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink. Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said "No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything." Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked "What is it you are waiting for?" She answered (Continue below - This is great) "THE TEETH." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I Work In A Zoo... This guy needs a job and decides to apply at the zoo. As it happened, their star attraction, a gorilla, had passed away the night before and they had carefully preserved his hide. They tell this guy that they'll pay him well if he would dress up in the gorillas skin and pretend to be the gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo. Well, the guy has his doubts, but he needs the money, so he puts on the skin and goes out into the cage. The people all cheer to see him. He plays up to the audience and they just eat it up. This isn't so bad, he thinks, and he starts really putting on a show, jumping around, beating his chest and roaring, swinging around. During one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting, landing square in the middle of the lion cage! As he lies there stunned, the lion roars. He's terrified and starts screaming, "Help, Help, Help!" The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses, "Shut up or we'll BOTH lose our jobs!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ On walking into the factory, the MD noticed a young guy leaning against the wall, doing nothing. He approached the young man and calmly said to him.How much do you earn?" The young man was quite amazed that he was asked such a personal question, he replied, none the less, "I earn $ 2, 000.00 a month, Sir. Why?" Without answering, the MD took out his wallet and removed $ 6000.00 cash. And gave it to the young man and said, "Around here I pay people for working, not for standing around looking pretty! Here is 3 months' salary, now GET OUT and don't come back". The young man turned around and was quickly out of sight. Noticing a Few onlookers, the MD said in a very upset manner, "And that applies for everybody in this company". He approached one of the onlookers and asked him, "Who 's the young man that I just fired ?" To which an amazing reply came of, "He was the pizza delivery man, Sir...!!!" Does the Management know their Staff? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Who is clever ? The Teacher or student?? One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night And Didn't Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day. In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test. So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they will be ready by that time. On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in seperate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days. The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks. Q.1. Your Name.........................( 2 MARKS ) Q.2. Which tyre burst ?...............( 98 MARKS ) a) Front Left b) Front Right c) Back Left d) Back Right .....!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear HR Manager, Re: Recommendation for Promotion Bob Cheng, my assistant programmer, can always be found hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always finishes given assignments on time. Often, Bob takes extended measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee breaks. Bob is an individual who has absolutely no vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be classified as a high-caliber employee, the type that cannot be dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be executed as soon as possible. Regards, Project Leader KEEP READING... Shortly thereafter, the HR department received the following memo from the Project Leader: Sorry, but that idiot was reading over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd numbered lines for my assessment. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America. A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing?" Singh answered, " No, I am Banta Singh." Another guy came and asked the him the same question. Singh answered, "No No Me Banta Singh!" Third one came and asked him the same question again. Singh was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking he saw another Singh soaking in the sun. He went up to him and asked, "Are you Relaxing?" The other Singh was a lot more educated and answered, "Yes, I am relaxing." The Sing slapped him on his face and said, "Stupid, idiot. Everyone is looking for you and your are sitting over here!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Banta Singh died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions: 1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T". 2. How many seconds are in a year? The Singh thought for a few minutes and answered... 1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow. 2. There are 12 seconds in a year. Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow answer, even though it's not the answer I expected. But how did you get 12 seconds in a year?" The Singh replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd,March 2nd, etc..." Saint Peter lets him in without another word. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Jasmeet Kaur caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room. Jasmeet: "What are you searching for?" Santa: "Hidden cameras!" Jasmeet: "And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?" santa: "That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying 'You are watching the Star World channel'. How does he know that?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ok...tats all 4 2day ok??i will upload mre when i have interesting things happening.. lol gtg...bye!!!! Wednesday, June 13, 2007, 1:57 PM
ok..straight 2 e point...2day went 2 queensway den i bought a new nike shirt..ok..i tink e las shirt i've bought is 4 chinese new year lo..im vry happy.. tink will upload e pic soon..=) ytd i went 2 e ndp website coz i wanted 2 apply 4 e tickets..i tot of applyin it i tink a few weeks ago but i kept on forgetting bout it..den when went dere den i realise tat ytd is e date 4 e applicants 2 noe whether dey have sucessfully applied e tickets..n e closing date was many days ago..hai..so sad sia...wish tat my sis frene would apply den don wanna go..haha...den i can take free tickets oredi..haha.. anw..1 mre thing tat add 2 my happiness 2day isi tat 2day marks e las day of enrichment classes of sch..which means tat i will nt need 2 go 2 sch til e las week 4 e maths camp..haha..tis holiday is really sian man~~i go 2 sch at least 4 times a week for e 1st 2 week..den tis week i have 2 go sch for 2 day juz doin maths..actually e paper is write fr 8 til 12..but mdm laila was good enough 2 let us go at 11 ytd n 11.30 today..n she was oso vry kind 2 buy us mac chicken 4 everybody 2day..=)THX!!! nth really much happened tis few days so i tink i will end here bah.. ***I STIL HAVE NT TOUCHED MY HW!!!!!WTH?!?!?!?!?! bye~~ Saturday, June 09, 2007, 1:02 PM
ok..i can say tat im vry bored now..dere4 i came in here 2 update my blog..actually i shd be playin bball now.. dey told me to play bball at 6 it was oni 4.30 tt time so i tot tat i will slp til 6+ den go play den i went slp... *vooooooooooom* *wakes up* *looks at e clock* omg..its 9 oredi..haha..i cnnt believe im such a good sleeper.. haha actually 2day went sch did sme chem prac.. it was quite fun..but my results were smehow diff fr e rest n oso i noticed smething my relationship wif measurin cylinder is nt vry "stable" or i shd say i have no affinity wif e measuring cylinder?? haha y do i say tis?? ytd while i was doin sme chem prac..i broke 1 measuring cylinder den 2day i NEARLY broke a measuring cylinder again.. i tink im nt fated 2 do things wif e measuring cylinder or i nt suitable 2 do pracs in e morning???hahaha aiya..nvm la..i tink i will be mre careful next time can liao..haha gtg..bye=) |