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Monday, July 30, 2007, 1:43 PM
ok..i have done my revisions 4 my physics 2day..u may betinking y im juz doin physics now..tis is bcoz i wanna finish off my physics 1st den i will focus on my e maths ss chem n history..haha..so wish me good luck ba.. 2day i went off ard 11 to go sunplaza mos 2 study wif jim n rudy.. i was held up by e rain 4 almost 1/2 hr..coz i reached sp at 11.30..but actualy.. e trip will oni take 10 mins.haha..ok. den did physics tys fr chpt 8 til chpt 14.. 7 mre 2 go..hahaha.. den studied til 3.30..den went home.. played bball fr 4.30 til 10..haha.. long time nv play wif my normal bball mates oredi..hahan indeed..it was fun as usual..haha den now im sitting here ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ sometimes i wonder.. whether there r true frenes in e world..but fortunately..i have met some.. dey will encourage me when im down..usher me 2 start studying when im slacking..altho ppl may think tat tis r juz normal gesture..but dey meant really nice to me.. unfortunately..dere will be some who r nt truthful 2 me..n did something.. haiz..tis taught me a lesson..on e surface..dey may seem good..but u wont noe wat lies in their heart..n oso wat dey will do 2 u next..ok.. juz be mre careful next time.. n....ppl hu have read tis post..pls do nt say tat im emo or watever.. tis is my blog n im allowed 2 post anything i wan as long as it will nt hurt anybody..so if u cnnt accept tis fact juz fcuk off!! n i juz wanna say..im utterly disappointed..nvm..juz take tis as a lesson ba.. at e vry least..i noe im nt in e wrong.. 12:44 AM
hi!!!!hmmmm ytd i went 4 kaixuan training again..haha i have missed 2 trainings n im quite guilty 4 it..coz i have morning lessons every morning now..so i was kinda confused nt noein whether i wanna go 4 training or go 4 e xtra lessons..but i heard tat many other players cnnt make it in sat morning oso..so training changed 2 nite training liao..but it has its pros n cons lo.. if i have training in e morning..i can juz go 4 training den aft tat i cnan do watever i wanna do lo.. den hor..if i have training in e nite i muz plan everything properly so tat i will nt be late 4 my training... but nvm..i will juz stick 2 tis nite training..haha.. well..i gained alot during tis training..n i will improve on my basics n my attitude on court oso.. i really wished 2 get in e team..but if i don train well..i can oni blame it on myself..haha ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ enough said..now lets go into my studie ba..hmmmi can cope wif my studies now.. but my a maths stil sucked!!! i will needa do more practice..wif jim n rudy all..n most imptly..go 4 every sat a maths lessons..n i wish i will be able 2 finish my physics as soon as possible so i can focus on my chem liao..haha.. gtg study wif rudy n jim le...BYE!!!!! i feeling of being betrayed was nt tat good afterall......=( Monday, July 23, 2007, 9:50 AM
hi everybody!!!tis few days vry busy tts y i nv update..haha hmmm...on friday..had normal lessons lo..den aft e lesson went 4 physics xtra lessons..den missyap went through e things i don noe..im stil laggin bhind time now lo..i oni revised til chpt 6 n i have mre den 13 to go lo..haha..hope i can clear physics in 2 mre weeks n move on to other subjects lo..haha..den hor..went home ard 4++..O YA missyap treat me lemon tea b4 i went off coz she wan me help her buy oso..haha..THX=) den aft tt when walkin home hor..i felt as if i was walking in e oven lo..it was damn hell hot lo..cnnt take it lo..haha ard 7.30..i left for gym as i was meeting howard n zhen hao to go gym lo..haha..den when i reached khatib saw benjamin..long time nv c him liao le.. den worked out fr 8+ til 9+..den we cabbed to prata place at e thomson road to have our dinner..den we at dere sing song tok cock all e way til 11+..den zhen hao n me took 980 home tgt..when we was waitin 4 bus..we was sitting at e bus stop lo..den e bus stop is in front of e forest lo..haha..den zhen hao was tellin me wat if suddeny i kena tapped at e shoulder fr bhind..haha.. finally e bus was dere n i reached home ard 12+/- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ytd..i woked up at 8.45..den went sch to have some xtra lessons..actually i fr 9 til 11 is a maths..den 11 til 12.30 is chem..budden mr ng came at 10++ den mr tan noe liao he called me go for a maths..haha.. sat dere but i oni did a few question nia..coz nt focused enough..keep on toking lo.. den when we were about 2 leave..eddie toppled e cup of coffee on e table(e sec 1/2 gt wat english programme la..den dey took e whole container of coffe n tea down)..den e work which jim did fr 10++ til 12.45 was filled wif COFFEE!!!..even his shoe n short oso gt coffee lo..damn suay..haha.. den aft tt went home slacked all e way til 5.45 den left home 4 gym AGAIN!!!..tis time wif jim n rudy..but i did mre things compared to friday..haha..den ended at 7.45..watched e bball match at e court opp khatib mrt station 4 a while be goin 2 mac 2 have our dinner..aft mac..we go back watch e match..den watch til 9+ went home.. reached sembawang went to 357 wif rudy played match a while den go home..haha ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ den today woke up at 7.45 coz actually playin bball at 8..den c e floor wet wet den change time to 9.30..so used e com for a while den went to play bball at 357..gt me rudy yuan zhong liew tzu quan vic n jim..so long nv play tgt wif so many ppl in e morning le..i rmb when las time we sec 2 end of yr hols..me rudy yuan zhong jim n eddie n vic will everyday play in as early as 7 at 404 de..miss those time..~~ den played til 1++ den went home..slacked til now.. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ i found 2 new songs tt i feel tt is vry nice..dey r chinese songs..non-chinese u may oso listen 2 dem..haha... 叮当 - 可以不可以 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkRKxHfM8MY&mode=related&search= 郭静 - 我不想忘记你 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qq6nphOYwU ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BYE!!! Tuesday, July 17, 2007, 1:48 PM
hui dao guo qu:http://profile.imeem.com/07-fOf/music/aD0JQgne/hui_dao_guo_qu/ **lyrics** 一盏黄黄旧旧的灯 时间在旁闷不吭声 寂寞下手毫无分寸 不懂得轻重之分 沉默支撑跃过陌生 静静看着凌晨黄昏 你的身影 失去平衡 慢慢下沉 黑暗已在空中盘旋 该往哪我看不见 也许爱在梦的另一端无法 存活在真实的空间 *想回到过去 试著抱你在怀里 羞怯的脸带有一点稚气 想看你的看的世界 想在你梦的画面 只要靠在一起就能感觉甜蜜 想回到过去 试著让故事继续 至少不再让你离我而去 分散时间的注意 这次会抱得更紧 这样挽留不知 还来不来得及 想回到过去 思绪不断阻挡著回忆播放 盲目的追寻仍然空空荡荡 灰蒙蒙的夜晚睡意又不知躲到哪去 一转身孤单已躺在身旁* 沉默支撑跃过陌生 静静看着凌晨黄昏 你的身影 失去平衡 慢慢下沉 想回到过去 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ no blogging 2day..but hope evrybody will lyk tis song=) guess tis song best describes my feeling now.. Monday, July 16, 2007, 5:51 AM
lol..was browsing through youtbe n found alot of funny liang popo vid..n oso a vry funny laozharbo vid.. but vry sry coz all except e laozharbo 1 is in chinese..so vry sry=( laozharbo clip..wif eng subtitles. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M-SKTYe7Is&feature=PlayList&p=98FF581784A9C344&index=129 ah nan damn funny vid!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjrDoQCygc4 liang popo episode 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CUP82Uqqok&mode=related&search= liang popo episode 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QufbszeDEs liang popo episode 3(part 1) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBLGnd0F-N4 liang popo episode 3(part2) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqtYB6eDM3o liang popo episode 4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m85ETeAmE2s&mode=related&search= ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ok..i will stop here 2day..e rest let u all go explore ba..HAHA gtg..bye!hope u all will enjoy it all.. Sunday, July 15, 2007, 2:08 PM
2day is such a sian day..morning wake up early juz 2 go sch take a mock exam n go home.. den aft went home slacked all e way til 6 den go play bball.. den play halfway eugene n keng fai come..den played a while mre den we found a small nike soccer ball..den rudy suggested a vry stupid game(but we stil enjoyed it=]..haha)we played poison ball..so e ppl playing were me rudy eugene jim mithran n keng fai.. hahaha..den we plyed halfway rudy said tt when e lights off den e person holding e ball muz do 20 push ups..haha..den i kena e ball many times..guess hu is e person who did e push ups?? JIM!!!!! hahaha den went home..tts all 4 today..pls don blame me 4 tis boring post coz it is a boringday=) BYE! do u noe how hurting it is when u c e person u lyk so much juz in front of u but u cant tok 2 her?? Saturday, July 14, 2007, 1:34 PM
lol...since kah kiat everytime tag my tagboard is toking bout jokes den i will post sme jokes 4 every1 here..=)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand....I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy. "When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding.He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family was barred from the church from then on. When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the motel is a place for sex. I said, "You don't understand.... Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too!"One day I entered Sex in a contest.But before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets."You don't understand," I said, "I hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show off. When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but Sex left me after I was married. "The Judge said, "Me too!"Last night Sex ran off again.I spent hours looking all over for her.A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said, "I'm looking for Sex."-- My case comes up next Thursday. Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?"I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me for ever.I couldn't live any longer so lonely."and the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's best friend so get yourself a dog." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offeredto donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body thatthe doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked morehandsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just wenton and on about his youthful beauty! One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everythingyou did for me. How can I possibly repay you?""My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It's never easy to be S'poreans. Just take a look at the below passage. It's humorous but it's reality also. I am Ong Ah Bee living in Kampong Chai Chee Life used to be simple and HAPPY I worked hard in my STUDIES I learned A-B-C and everything from 1, 2, and 3 Primary school was quite easy I passed PSLE Then I went to SECONDARY The subjects include HISTORY, GEOGRAPHY Physics, Biology and CHEMISTRY After O levels I went to JC I was quite LUCKY This is a small humid tropical COUNTRY Surrounded by unknown potential ENEMIES Boys turned 18 must go to ARMY After that we must continue our Studies The girls can just sit back, relax and watch TV They come to this world only to "Chia Liao Bi" No one lives on free meals or depends on CHARITY I had no money to go to University or Poly So I went to work at a FACTORY Trying to earn a little lousy SALARY After CPF and INCOME TAX, I have just enough money to buy ROTI and ride in MRT Colleagues at work used to be FRIENDLY Always treat me to tea and COFFEE Somehow they turned FISHY Passing bad remarks about me Telling everybody I am LAZY My bosses show me no SYMPATHY Mumbling over my shoulder daily"HURRY, HURRY and HURRY !" Accusing me of always trying to get MC But my sickness was due to over-stretched OT Going home after midnight by TAXI and They pay me only bus fee I Park-Tor and became STEADY Finally had to MARRY I lost money holding Wedding Dinner PARTY Cheeky friends donating only cheap PANTY After marriage, nothing was EASY In one year, I became DADDY I can't support my family and our BABY Being tied down for life to repay HDB and rising monthly utilities to PUB My bank account has NO MONEY POSB balance is almost EMPTY DBS wants to charge me EXTRA FEE Insisting that "Nothing is FREE!" So I moonlight as KARANG GUNI Many times I want to jump into the sea to MATI But that is not EASY My wife cries: "Who is going to support me and our BABY?" So I can't MATII went to seek assistance from the MP His reply was simple and easy:"Vote for me, vote for me, vote for me" He never tell me any convincing Policy ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ An international president of a social club makes a visit to another town in his district. The prominent members of the club take him to a new zoo. They see a lion and a goat in the same cage. Pointing out the cage to the prominent gathering, he says: "Here is a perfect example of peaceful co-existence, which I always preach." He then asks the zookeeper standing beside the cage: "Tell me, how do you manage this?" "Well, it's very simple, sir," says the zookeeper. "I put in a new goat every day." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A local blind man was eating at America's MacDonald one day. He was blind but he could feel that the burger was big. So he asked someone beside him, "why are the burgers so big?" The American replied him "in America, everything comes in a bigger size." At night, the blind man went for a drink. He felt the glasses are huge so he asked someone beside him "why are the glasses so huge?" The American then replied him "in America, everything comes in a bigger size." After a while the blind man wanted to pee. He asked for direction to the washroom and an American told him the washroom was at 3rd floor. But the blind man went wrongly and fall into a swimming pool on the 2nd floor, he then panicked and shouted "DON'T FLUSH!!! DON'T FLUSH...!!!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have anymore children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative, said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10." The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." "Trust me," said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count... "1" "2" "3" "4" "5" At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quitesometime, Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend. "It took me only 5 MONTHS to do it," Ah Beng said. "FIVE MONTHS? Why did you take so long." the friend asked. Ah Beng replied, "No, it is not long at all, look at the box, it says it is for 4 to 7 years". ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, " I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring lor- but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear. So Kena lor!" "Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But, what happened to the other ear?" Ah Beng: "That stupid fellow called back again loh!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ **MY LIFE** aft e jokes i will now tok about my life lo..hahaha..started my revision oredi.. coz rudy keep on forcing me 2 revise..but it is good..i oni played bball for 2 time tis week nia leh..hahah..ok la..now nth much mre 2 say liao..gtg le bye..hope u all enjoyed e jokes..=) how i wish i could hold u tight...but its impossible now.. Wednesday, July 11, 2007, 12:26 PM
2day our sch team c boys played their final match against hougang sec..at e vry first we tot tat it would be a tough match..but in e end all our players put in their best n manage to oni let dem win by 13 points.. altho dey lost..but its deemed as dey had won bcoz all e players did their best.. WELL DONE!!! ^^ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ n oso...if ur r wondering wat is yangjie tokin bout.. wat laozharbo rap..u can go look into these.. chinese subtitles. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPJvIBmlWFg english version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJSSsXhYxcE&mode=user&search= HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ok..tts it..happy laughin ^^ bye!!! im stil waiting for u..... Tuesday, July 10, 2007, 12:36 PM
hi everybody!!sry 4 nt posting tis few days..hahah.. hmmm..2day durin a maths lesson..yangjie told me tat e j-team de laozharbo have blog.. for dose hu don noe hu is lao zhar bo.. she is a joker (or i shd say comedian??)in e channel 8.. she is fr e jack neo's production crew.. den aft i read her blog..i felt tat my english is so lousy compared 2 her!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i tink i shd go do mre essays n brush up my english..hahahaha.. n pls..go take a look at her blog..=) http://laozhabor.blogspot.com/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ i will be tokin bout how im goin nowadays.. i have been attending lessons everyday(i had nv skipped sch rite??) but of all e subjects..i don understand even a single thing in a maths.. i noe it is nt e fault of e tcher n e fault lies in me bcoz i cnnt concentrate durin lesson time.. it is nt tat rudy is distracting me..in fact im e one hu is distracting him all e time.. during e lesson..i would usually joke ard de wait 4 time 2 pass..haiz.. i tink i will do mre practices.. e reason y im nt concentrating is bcoz when lesson time tcher wan us 2 do smething.. when i cnnt do,i tend 2 juz leave it coz im 2 lazy 2 ask e tcher how can i do it.. *BOLANG..ITS TIME 4 U TO WAKE UP!!!!* hmmm n y english oral is coming oredi leh..im on e 1st day!!! so scared lo..i took 1 for e mid yr den mrs lee says tat my oral is nt good.. im really afraid tat i will flunk my o'levels n when im collecting my results my frenes will all be happily laughing but i will be weeping at e side.. so i 've decided 2 cut down my bball time til 3 times a week n i will start my revision fr tml onwards..so frenes... pls try nt 2 cal me go play bball...aft o'levels..u wanna play til mid nite i oso go!! hahahaaha ok..i tink its time 4 me 2 get goin n do my english situational writing.. BYE!!! Friday, July 06, 2007, 2:25 PM
due 2 e great response of ppl calling me post jokes...i will post sme 2day ok?An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint. 'Your name pls.'?"Abdul Aziz " "Sex? " "Six times a week!! " "No, no, I mean male or female! " "Doesn't matters, sometimes even camel !" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing stories on how they died. 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st woman: So what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there some-where that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died! 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still be alive. **************************************************** Why do we insist on using the Queen's English, whenSinglish is so much more economical and effective?Compare and see! When going shopping... Britains : I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to havethe sweater you want in your size, but if you give mea moment, I can call the other outlets for you. S'poreans: No Stock! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When returning a call... Britains : Hello, this is Mr Bean. Did anyone page forme a few moments ago? S'poreans: Hello, who page? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When someone is in the way... Britains : Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would youplease make way? S'poreans: Lai, siam! or Siam, hor! or Skius! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When someone offers to pay... Britains : Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is onme. S'poreans: no need lah ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When asking for permission... Britains : Excuse me, but do you think it would bepossible for me to enter through this door? S'poreans: (while pointing at door) Can pass or Not? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When asking to be excused... Britains : If you would excuse me for a moment, I haveto go to the gents/ladies. Carry on without me, itwould only take a moment. S'poreans: Go toilet. Buay tahan ahh..... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When doubting someone... Britains : I don't recall you giving me the money. S'poreans: Got meh? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When disagreeing on a topic of discussion... Britains : Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. Iunderstand where you're coming from, but I really haveto disagree with what you said about the policy. S'poreans: Talk cock lah you! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When asking someone to lower their voice... Britains : Excuse me, but could you please lower yourvoice, I'm trying to concentrate over here. S'poreans: Eh, Tiam leh! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When asking someone if he/she knows you... Britains : Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at mefor some time. Do I know you? S'poreans: See what see?!BUAY SONG AH ************************************************ A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later.... "Da-ad...." "What? " "I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?" "No. You had your chance. Lights out." Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....." "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??" "I told you NO!" If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!" Five minutes later...... "Daaaa-aaaad....." "WHAT!" "When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said,the sky is falling, the sky is falling!" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think the farmer said?" One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy Shit! A talking chicken!'" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine...." His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?" The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom." "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. "Yes," he answered. Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?" The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?" After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A 5-YEAR OLD BOY WENT TO VISIT HIS GRANDMOTHER ONE DAY. PLAYING WITH HIS TOYS IN HER BEDROOM WHILE GRANDMA WAS DUSTING, HE LOOKED UP AND SAID, "GRANDMA, HOW COME YOU DON`T HAVE A BOYFRIEND?" GRANDMA REPLIED, "HONEY, MY TV IS MY BOYFRIEND...THE TV EVANGELISTS KEEP ME COMPANY AND MAKE ME FEEL SO GOOD AND THE COMEDIES MAKE ME LAUGH. I`M REALLY HAPPY WITH TV AS MY BOYFRIEND." GRANDMA TURNED ON THE TV AND THE RECEPTION WAS TERRIBLE. SHE STARTED ADJUSTING THE KNOBS, TRYING TO GET THE PICTURE IN FOCUS... FUSTRATED, SHE STARTED HITTING THE BACK SIDE, HOPING TO FIX THE PROBLEM. THE LITTLE BOY THEN HEARD THE DOORBELL RING SO HE HURRIED TO OPEN THE DOOR AND THERE STOOD GRANDMA`S MINISTER. THE MINISTER SAID, "HELLO, SON, IS YOUR GRANDMA HOME?" THE LITTLE BOY REPLIED, "YEAH, BUT SHE`S IN THE BEDROOM BANGIN` HER BOYFRIEND." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There were three guys, an American, a Canadian, and a Mexican. They had been travelling for days and were very, hungry. They came across a farm that had hundreds of fruits. While they were eating, the farmer came out and caught them. The farmer said, "Since I'm in a good mood today, I won't kill you... If you stuff 100 of your favorite fruit up your ass without laughing. The American was up first. He chose cherries as his favorite fruit. He got up to 78 and burst out laghing. So the farmer shot him with a shotgun. The Canadian was next and chose grapes. He got up to 92 but started laughing so the farmer killed him too. Then the Canadian and the American arrived up in heaven, an angel asked them why they laughed. They both replied, "We saw the Mexican with durians." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ok..i tink im goin do update all tis 2 day ba... happy reading=) bye! im stil waiting.......... Thursday, July 05, 2007, 9:28 AM
u do nt belong 2 me n tats it...2day went 2 watch match of our sch c'boys playing against maris stella.. in e end score is canberra:22 maris stella:77 nvm..its a good play anw.. ok..no more mood 2 blog oredi...bye! but i will still be waiting.......... Monday, July 02, 2007, 2:45 PM
lol..i suay suay kena by yang jie cal me do..hahaha1.what do your friends call you? bolang,bolan(i don lyk tis),den sme bobo n oso bobby 2.who are your bestfriends? all e frens i noe is my best frene lo..lol 3.do you wear t-shirts? hu don wear shirt?? 4.where did you buy your sch bag? hmmmm...tink is queensway..when i sec1.haha 5.how's college? "SO GOOD!!" 6.best subject? CHINESE 7.worst subject? nt my best subject is my worst subject liao..haha 8.last time you fell in love? nt really long ago. 9last movie you watched? primeval.. 10.last shirt before you wear before this shirt? canberra bball jersey 11.last thing you held? handphone 12.last time you cried? juz nw??HAHAHA no la..hmmm tink shd be quite long ago lo.. 13.last place you went? toilet 14.last message you got? what does it says? fr rudy:lol my granny very fan..ask me go buy wings first.. 15.last email? friendster 16.last to call you? my father 17.last hu smsed u? rudy 18.meaning of love? i oni noe spelling..don noe meaning.. 19.do you trust girls? hmmm.. c is hu lo.. 20.wanna be with whom now? all my frenes lo..at chalet..haha 21.kissed anyone before? when i baby tink gt lo..haha 22.what's ur hp num? if my mother no handphone??hahahaha 23.what do you thing makes a person wonderful? e person's character 24.for you, what is important in a relationship? understanding n trust lo..haha 25.what is important to you? my family,frenes n bball 26.will you give up everything for the sake of your relationship? c give up wat lo..haha 27.had you ever experieced being dumped? no...no stead how 2 get dumped?? 28.if you were to given a chance to go back in the time, what will you do? wash my face properly las time..den now don have so many pimples..lol 29.do you love someone who doesnt love you? y nt??? 30.why is it everytime a relationship is over the guy is the one getting blamed? u tink i study ppl heart?? 31.what will you do if a gift you gave was given back to you? ask y lo..haha 32.is it really hard to move on? movwe to where??i would lyk 2 move hse actually lo..haha 33.if by chance the girl/guy you once loved needed help will you help him or her? how 2 help?? 34.if someone hurts you? how 2 hurt??make me heart pain or make me injured?? 35.for every ounce of love you give does it pay off? c lo..i don noe leh..haha 36.what kind of girl/guy u seeking for now? a person hu can understand me lo..=) 5 ppl to do this: anybody hu wanna do..=) Sunday, July 01, 2007, 8:37 AM
PHEW....im so tired nw..tis morning woke up at 6.50 den did some preparations b4 goin to training at kaixuan.. YES.. i have joined kaixuan's training since las week..haha den 2day learn bian4 xiang4 or wat u cal it changing directions when dribbling e ball.. n oso..we learned e defend footsteps.. 2day quite alot ppl leg cramp halfway while we were having e training...hope tat tis wont happen again.. =)hahaha den aft e training norman(my teammate)n me went 2 eat wif dade(my coach) at a nearby coffeeshop..den aft tat tok a while den took bus 187 wif norman den went home liao..hahaha den when i was on e bus 962..i saw a vry funny woman.. she was wearing a shirt full of yellow tomatoes..hahaha den u noe e bus at e back dere is a path 4 ppl 2 stand n walk rite??haha den tat joker auntie pushed e baby stroller all e way 2 e back n i was sitting at e las row..den e stroller basically blocked e whole path at e back n during e time she was on e bus.. e back row was oni occupied by me n 1 mre guy n tat joker but it actually could have 9 person sitting..hahaha but in e end due 2 e stroller blocking e way..oni 3 person were sitting dere ok..tat marks e end of my day im goin 2 catch a nap now b4 playin bball again 2nite.. bye!!=) |