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Thursday, May 31, 2007, 2:30 PM

hi every1..

ok..straight 2 e point..i went e woodlands old mental hospital wif yuan zhong,derrick,yanrong,peiling n our MISS SOON PENG...den aft we went out yuan zhong told me he saw a hand waving at us when we went in..haha..aiya..actually used 2 it oredi...yuan zhong have 3rd eye n i noe he wont lie bout tis kind of thing 1..haha..

i stil rmb las year lunar 7th month n i went out wif him at nite den we were taking bus home fr woodland point on e bus 856 den when e bus stopped at 1 bus stop he suddenly asked me

yuan zhong:"bolang..u gt c 1 man crossing e road???"
me:*looked into e direction den i can oni c cars passing by*den i said"no leh..gt meh??"
yuan zhong:**stare at me**
me:**i noe wat happened**

but nvm..his 3rd eye is oni part time so he can oni c at times nia..so don scared haha

den aft e haunted hse we went woodlands point eat..den all eat i nv eat coz i juz ate my lunch b4 goin out..
aft dey eat finish..we went back smbw den yuan zhong go his grandma hse..reached 404 den no ball...sian~~~
dey went 2 buy sme tidbits n drinks den went e playground at 406..slacked..den MISS SOONPENG started 2 use e chocolates wrappers 2 throw at me..budden heng yuan zhong came..coz he bought things 2 throw at her..n guess wats tat?

*BOMB BAG**

den she 4gt about e wrappers n started chsing each other ard e playground den aft a while we went 404...vic came..gt ball liao..den my father called me..cal me go be labourer...WTH!?!?!?!

my aunt wanna move hse den she gt tis big big cupboard wan us go help her move..wats e worst thing we can imagine???she stays on 3rd floor den her hse dere no lift sia..den her cupboard was SO BIG...but no choice..had 2 move..den move move move...came back smbw put inside e other hse..gt 1 mre prb now..dey wanna put e cupboard in e storeroom but e cupboard 2 big..i was e 1 hu went in 1st so i was stucked in dere for 10 mins..b4 my father manage 2 squeeze e cupboard in..den it was damn hot inside lo...aft movin we went eat dinner..

den aft gg home den i go 404 find yuan zhong dey all..played til 10..went home..bathe..n here im now..

gtg bye~~~

Wednesday, May 30, 2007, 1:13 PM

yo everybody...i have a vry vry good news 2 tel all of u...haha juz now hor i saw my tcher den i asked her about e o levels nt writing question number thingy...den she told me tat if nv write question number oso nvm..haha...coz e tcher will write 4 us 1...=)

aft hearing tat hor i damn happy lo...i at 1st tot lyk will minus marks mah..den she nw tel me wont minus i vry vry happy..if i noe hu e marker is den i treat him/her go eat chicken rice ar..

den hor..i wont blog about playin bball anymre unless i get injured..haha..coz 2day liew told me tat i everytime blog is about playing bball..den i decided i wont say bout goin 2 play bball lo..haha..or nt my blog no more business oredi...HAHA.

now since i wont talk about bball den i will end my entry here coz i did nth else besides playin bball 2day...HAHA..ok bye den..cya!!!!

anw..tml i no lesson leh..coz dey all havin dnt prac..den i drop dnt no need go..but i will go 4 e bball training...see e c boys train..haha..

1:28 AM

yo every1..sry for missing for such a long time..haha..coz really bz tis few days...haha
im suppose 2 be in e sch now but i had a splittin headache aft i woke up so nv go sch..hope tcher wont do anything..haha

ok..ytd i went 2 play bball..den played match den my thigh go kena kah kiat knee..nw stil vry pain..=.= tink cnnt play well 4 a few days...sian...=(den aft playin bball yuan zhong,liew,yanrong,peilingn me went 2 broadway 2 have dinner..den i reached dere vry tired no mood eat..aft dey eat finish went fitness corner slack..dey wanna tal talk but i was goin 2 my dreamland..haha

den hor..ytd asked my frene if his bball team wanna play frenely match..den he say muz ask his coach..hopefully can play lo..coz i really wished 2 play lo..haha..if can den my team would consists of yuan zhong,rudy,tzu quan(hopefully),russel,pai gao(hope he can make it)liew n ME!!!!!haha..if gt play den hope my team will win lo..haha..

anw..ytd every1 took e o levels mt paper...den i tink tat p1 is a little bit difficcult..n i may lose my a1...coz i 4get 2 write e question number!!!!!budden p2 is quite manageable=)..haha hope can get a1 for tat paper ba..den no need retake again..haha

HOPE EVERYBODY IN SPORE WHO TOOK E PAPER WILL PASS WIF FLYIN COLOURS=)

ok...tats all i wanna talk about 2day..if 2nite gt mood den i blog again lo..haha=)BYE!!

Sunday, May 13, 2007, 11:22 AM

2day don really have much 2 say...woke up early in e morning ard 10 go watch vincent team played match watched wif yuan zhong n pai gao[my bball frene] lo..haha..den watch til bout 11.50 lyk tat went home den started 2 feel vry tired den took my lunch n go slp..wake up liao oredi 4.30..haha..den wake up started 2 use com til now..ok..tats all 4 2day..haha..

now lets tok about exams..hmmm..on friday had e science paper 1 n chem paper 2 lo...both paper was nt really tat difficult but juz tat physics will surely pull me down by ALOT****..haha..but oso muz blame myself coz i focused vry much on chem..den neglected physics lo...lol..hmmm..i tink we will be ending our papers on wednesday tats a good thing..haha..

cant play bball 2day sian..afternoon too hot n was tinking tat at nite den play den wake up 2 find it raining n den nv play lo..

although on wednesday e mid year ending oredi but o levels mother tongue paper will be starting 16 days ltr n hope every1 will pray 4 me n hope tat i will obtain A1 for tat paper lo..=)..but i hope she** will wish me too =p

1 last thing..i hurt my knee cap while playing bball with a group of china ppl on wednesday or thursday nite i tink..now i kneel down oso cnnt..haiz....

gtg bye!

Saturday, May 12, 2007, 8:25 AM

6:19 AM

is it true???
i tink shd be so la...zz=(

Friday, May 11, 2007, 2:28 PM

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Wednesday, May 09, 2007, 12:20 PM

2day had physics paper2 sian...confirm die..ytd had my mt n english paper2 den i was happy tat i did it nt bad la...i tink so la..haha
ytd aft gg sch den went woodland library study den sat dere for 2 hrs n did vry vry little things..haha..suay..alot ppl cnnt concentrate sia..haha.den aft studyin went play bball wif a national player..haha..she damn good lo..lol...vry fast den vry zhun oso...gtg study liao...bye..

nt replyin 2 my msg does it mean tat u have oredi made a choice??n e person is nt me?tink so ba~~haiz

Monday, May 07, 2007, 12:48 PM

lol...now im bloggin in a shit condition...haha..e blogger is in a shitty condition..but nvm.i will try 2 do wat nik has told me n go back 2 wat i did in e past tat is 2 blog bout e jokes..haha..

Two rich men were talking over coffee one day and one of them said to the other one.
"Hey I tell you my driver is really stupid. If you don't believe me I'll show you." He called his driver Ah Beng over and said, "Ah Beng, here is a $10 note, go to the car showroom and buy me a Mercedes".
To which Ah Beng replied, "Yes Sir! Right away, Sir!" and rushed off to the Showroom..
The rich man then turned to his friend and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."
The other rich man said, "That's nothing, you want to see stupid, I will show you stupid." And he called his driver, Ali.
"Ali, go home now and check to see if I'm at home."
To which Ali said, "Yes Sir! Right away,Sir!" and ran home."See what I told you? He doesn't even have enough brains to know that I cannot be at home if I am here."
Later on, the two drivers met on the road. Ah Beng said to Ali, "Eh,you know my boss is sooooooo stupid. He gave me $10 and asked me to go to the car showroom and buy him a Mercedes..... Doesn't he know that today is Sunday lah, the showroom is closed!"
Ali replied, "You think your boss is stupid? My boss lagi worse, he asked me to go home to check if he is at home... He got handphone what,he can just call up to check lah, bodoh!!!"

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Ah Beng ordered a pizza and the waitress asked if she should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.

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One day, two Ah Lians got into a lift from the 20th storey and wanted to get down to the ground floor.
As they looked at the dial, they could see the number 20 down to number 2. It was then followed by a G.
As they were not English-educated, they were puzzled and had no idea what does the letter G mean.
Suddenly one of them exclaimed excitedly and hit G.
When they finally reached the ground floor, the other Ah Lian was so impressed and asked the first Ah Lian,"Wah low!!! How you know one?"
The first Ah Lian replied smugly, "Easy lah.. G for Gero mah..."

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Rajpat (father): I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: "I will choose my own bride!!!"
Rajpat: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.."
Son: "Well, in that case...ok"

Next Rajpat approaches Bill Gates.
Rajpat: "I have a husband for your daughter...."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!!!!!"
Rajpat: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"

Finally Rajpat goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Rajpat: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Rajpat: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case...ok"

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TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO ! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !

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TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!

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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"

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PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

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TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ?
PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !

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TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

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all these r e jokes...hope all of u will enojoy it...haha...gtg..bye=)

Saturday, May 05, 2007, 4:18 PM

lol...i noe i MIA quite a long time..coz i was really busy everyday leh..haha..nowadays everytime muz go xtra class..haha..but it is 4 my own good la..haha..sian..these few weeks happened quite a few things..haha.1 of e most funny is tat last week or last last week i tink..sme a maths pupils was waiting 2 take e a maths mock test la..den b4 e mock testi was walking ard e sch wif yuan zhong den when we at 3rd floor chai huat suddenly cal us go toilet find job dey say job pants is torn..haha..den we went toilet den c job changing into pe shorts den i go take his pants n c den his pants was torn til lyk shit sia..e tear i tink is at least 20cm..HAHAHAHA..it happened lyk tis..

chai huat rudy all:*dey were jumping n kick la c hu can kick higher*
*job saw it n walk over*
job:i do it i do it..
moments ltr...sme funny sounds were being hurt..JOB PANTS WAS TORNED..HAHA.

e story ended here but dere is mre 2 come..aft job pants tearing fever was over..eddie n i went 2 4e3 den we played arm wrestling on 1 of e table..den when i was gg 2 win..*PIAK*..e part of table where eddie was placing his hand broke n a big piece of plastic came out..haha...den we were vry shocked..haha but did nt really cared bout it..took our mock test den went home..

e next morning..yuan zhong came n told me tat job go baotoh 2 tcher...WALAN EH..suay..few days ltr mr james went 2 look 4 me den cal me n eddie go c him..aft tat we were told 2 pay $12.50 each coz e table cost $25..haha..den mr wee said tat he will decide on e punishment few days ltr..ytd we went 2 find him den he said he will nt let us go detention but oni drop a notice 2 our form tcher...YAAAAAAY!!!haha

but 2day i was nt really happy bout it..during chinese lesson my tcher(nt gg 2 mention her name) cal me do e compre wif howard n christopher n vern n try 2 help dem..she want us do 10 compre(4 written n 6 mutiple choice)within 50 mins(we were late 4 class)..den i cal dem read n ans as u noe e 3 of dem r quite poor in chinese den i tried 2 help dem la..but dey oso muz try 2 do it demself mah..so i gave dem time 2 read n ans e question..we cracked a few jokes in btw but most of e time we were doin our work den aft 50 mins ended..we oni managed 2 do 4 multiple choices compre..i noe it is slow but dey manage 2 ans most of e ques demself mah..which is a good sign..but she cal us stay back aft sch den do finish den can go home lo..i was lyk..WTH..we tried our best mah...den she stil say it is my fault tat dey nv finished thier work..i admit cracking a few jokes in between but most of e time i was tching dem 2 read lo..

1 mre incident wif my chinese tcher...few weeks ago..i was having chinese lessons den i was sitting behind den i put my hand on my right leg which my hp happen 2 be in tat side of pocket den e tcher walked over..

tcher:y u using ur handphone???
me:i nv use lo...really i sumpa..*laughs*(i was stil jkin at tat time)
howard n christopher:really cher..he nv use lo..
tcher:i doncare give me ur handphone n take it back at 3.30
me:walan eh...

sch ended at 1.10 tat day n she wans me me 2 wait 4 her n i was punished 4 something i did nt do..or rather i say i did nt even thought of doin b4..SHI* la...alamak...she is really vry vry unreasonable lo...haiz..nvm la don say liao..haha..

gtg le...bye

haiz y everytime nv reply my sms de????im vry sure of my feelings..im vry vry sure..=(