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Sunday, December 31, 2006, 3:44 PM
hi everybody...2day i went 2 play basketball wif yuan zhong...i woke up at 8..den brushed my teeth all tis..went down all e way 2 newton e cairnhill cc...it was a nice place...rim was good...wif suspension...ppl was nice n great...n of coz weather was vry vry vry suitable 4 mornin ballin...it was actually an outin of a basketball forum..n dere were so many great players in e forum...involvin coaches...reputable team players n even national player..n wat e most unfortunate thing is tat e national player mark me..??haiz...den played against him lo..it was tough...he was oni 179 n he can jump real high tel u..he can jump n turn 360 n followed by a back dunk....haiz..if i can be half as good as him den good la.. den aft tat went 2 e newton circle food court n eat ar..den 1 of e member nic volunteered 2 drive us til e ang mo kio mrt station...den ok lo..me n yuan zhong took e ride...den aft tat on e car..he asked us whetherwe wanna go play basketball wif him at ang mo kio...no objections...ok lo...den aft tat went dere play..play full court....but anyway e rim vry vry small...cant really score dere unless under basket...den played til 5.30..den wanna walked 2 mrt station..den realised it will be a long ride...den decided 2 take 852...den took til yishun den change 859...on e way back home rudy dey all juz cut hair finish..den talk cock back..den reach home cook maggi mee 4 dinner...had a early dinner..6++.. conclude:it was a really nice day....had a nice bballin session wif a national player...haha.. Monday, December 25, 2006, 7:00 AM
hi everybody.....sry tis few days nv blog...haha...22/12/06 on friday..i went 2 play bball in e morin at sch den aft tat went home liao at nite go watch e fiba asia women cup at simei ite...i love watchin matches...but it was very far...den i oso no $$$ den in e end yuan n gene share 2 help me pay e $4 entrance fee.....e match was japan vs korea...it was a nice match...e korea player shoot in 2 consecutive three pointers wihtin 30 seconds...den aft tat we went 2 eat at changi airport...den reached home at 12 sharp!!!haha... 23/12/06 den ytd actually told rudy tat i was goin 2 his hse at 9 budden in e end i woke up at 9.30...den reached his hse at 10 aft washin up all tis...den we went his hse watch nba...dere was rudy yuan vic n me....den aft watchin nba...we continued watchin e old movies...lol..scv all old movies de...-_-"den actally brought my hw do...den in e end it was oni wastin my effort bringin dem dere...haha...den ard 2++...we anyhow switch channel den we c gt show e singaoore slingers..den watched til e edn of 2nd quater den go home liao...at home nth do den slacked...actually haf e kai xuan training...den las min cancelled....den nv go lo...5.30 go played bball...8.30 came home....gt fever...siao liao la...haha...den nvm....juz did usual things watch tv...de slp...2day wake up nth liao...heng ar!!! today woke up at 10++ 2day...den ard 12 my father cal me go ntuc wif him carry e rice..alamak...he cnnt carry...den bcome i carry liao lo....den heng ar!!!go dere den don haf e rice we eat...den go e mini mart opp my hse buy den gt...luckily oni carried acorsse road nia....phew........hmm..dey ltr go countdown...budden b4 dey go dey watch movie 1st...den i n yuan nt goin watch movie...we oni meetin dem 4 e countdown...haha...so i meetin yuan at 6....stil long 2 go...wat can i do nw??????? thoughts... haiz...sch goin 2 start oredi...my hw stil haf lots 2 go...tink im gonna finish it within tis few days...haiz.... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When I was young, I lived in a deserted kampong deep in the jungle. Every night, my mother would ask me not to go home too late as there won't be any transportation after a certain time .One night, before going home, I ta pao a kueh teow soup for supper. I was late and I waited for the taxi/bus but there was none. I was getting worried as the night was getting darker and darker. So I tried to flag down private vehicles to take me home .There was no one stopping for me, till one motorcyclist took compensation on me and stopped to give me a lift. He was a man with a kind face. I accepted his offer and got onto his motorbike.On the way home, we would pass by a temple. At night, the temple would look eerily spooky with the dim lights from the candles .At first ,the motorcyclist was warm and friendly. When the temple was approaching, the motorcyclist eyes grown bigger and bigger.His kind face turned to a face of anger. He was muttering something loud but was not audible to me. I was so scared that I closed my eyes in order not to see his angry face .Then, the motorcylist stopped in front of the temple and then yelled at me ,"Your kueh teow soup is so hot!! It is burning my thigh! Can you please move it away????" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When I was young, I have two friends who were very close to each other. They played with each other everyday. It was like, if you see A, you would see B next to him. They were always together .A loved fried eggs. Whenever he went out for lunch or dinner ,without fail, he would ask for fried egg on top of his noodles, fried rice, etc.One day, A involved in an accident and died.B was devastated. B went to the cemetery to pray everyday.He would go to the nearest restaurant and ta pao a box of fried rice with an egg on top to be offered to A when he went to pray to him.The next day, he opened the box and there was no egg inside! B was petrified. He thought, must be A who came and took the fried egg away.The same thing happened the next day and the day after that.B was confused. So, one day, he asked the chef to make the same fried rice with a fried egg again. Then, he went to the cemetery to offer it to A. Curious, he opened the box to check for the egg. He was angry to find that, there was no fried egg in the box after all.Feeling that he had been cheated, he went back to the restaurant and demanded to see the Chef. "Where is the fried egg?? I told you there must be a fried egg inside!! You have cheated me for a few days now! Gimme back my money!!"Then, the Chef got really angry and opened the box - the fried egg was inside the box. The Chef said, "Stupid! You open the box upside down. No wonder you cannot see the egg!!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When I was young, I went to town to work with a group of friends during our summer holidays of two months. Being young and away from home for the first time, we drank and smoke like nobody's business.One night, we were pissed drunk and flagged the last bus down to go home.Being tired, we slept in the bus.It had been awhile that I fell asleep. I was awake by the chilly wind. I was shocked to find that there was no one in the bus, and I was the last passenger. I looked in front to check out for the driver. But the driver was no where in sight. Yet, the bus was moving. I panicked shitless. I rubbed my eyes to make sure that I was not dreaming. The night was dark and cold.I hysterically jumped out from the bus and tried to run as hard as I could to get away.Then I heard someone yelled at me from behind the bus."Hey! Don't run away! Come over here and help to push the bus!" yelled the bus driver.I saw my other friends helping to push the bus, which broke down while I was asleep. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about. The letter read: "Dear God,I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension check. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with. I have no family to turn to and you are my only hope.Can you please help me? Sincerely yours, Edna" The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few dollars. By the time he made the rounds, he had collected $96, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman. The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends.Christmas came and went. A few days later, another letter came from the same old lady to God. All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened. It read:"Dear God,How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me? Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift. By the way, there was $4 missing. I think it must have been those bastards at the Post Office. Sincerely yours, Edna" Sunday, December 17, 2006, 12:12 PM
jokes for e day!!
(Chinese Version) Chuang qian ming yue guang Yi shi di shang shuang Ju tou wang ming yue Di tou shi gu xiang (English Version) The moon light is pouring down on my bedside Like white frost spreading on the ground I look up the bright round moon in the sky And lower my head thinking of my dear hometown (Singlish (Phua Chu Kang) Version) Bedfront Moon Bright Bright Think Is Floor White White Lift Head See Moon Moon Bow Head Miss Home Home... (Ah-Beng Version) Bedfront Orr Pi Sai (pick nose) Think Think Go Pang Sai Pick Up Tai Gor Tai (handphone) BS While Lau Sai (Latest Reservist Army Version) Bedfront Lau Bark Sai (tears drop) Thinking About Exercise(reservist mobilization) Drop Dead Look Into The Sky (run until no breathe) Tong Kor Sia Lang Zai? (my heartache nobody knows) (Osama version) No friend at my side Think think Bush will fight Lift head but where to hide? This time don't know when will die ? (Bush version) Can't sleep since that night Think think where he hide ? Bomb bomb friends will say I pai No choice ask them go fly kite ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There were these 4 guys who found this small genie bottle.When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared. Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, he said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to become, then your wish will come true." The 1st guy wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted, "WINE".The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The fellow was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool. Next is the second guy's turn, he did the same and shouted, "VODKA" and immersed himself into a pool of vodka. The third guy was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER". He was so contented with his beer pool. Soon it was e last guy's turn. He was running towards the pool when suddenly he steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted,"SHIT!!!!!!!-.........-" Moral of the story:>>>"THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING,BECAUSE SOMETIMES ACCIDENTS DO HAPPEN" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in-charge. Each organ took a turn to speak up: Brain..... I should be in-charge because I run all body functions. Blood..... I should be in-charge because I circulate oxygen for the brain. Stomach... I should be in-charge because I process food to the brain. Legs...... I should be in-charge because I take the brain where it wants to go. Eyes...... I should be in-charge because I let the brain see where it's going. Asshole... I should be in-charge because I get rid of your waste. All the other parts laughed so hard and this made the asshole very mad. To prove his point, the asshole immediately slammed tightly closed and stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste whatsoever. Day 1: Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief Day 2: Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly Day 3: Legs got cramps and became unstable Day 4: Eyes became watery and vision became blurred Day 5: Blood became toxic and poisoned the body Day 6: The other organs agreed to let the asshole be in-charge. Moral of the story:"NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, OR HOW IMPORTANT YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU WILL FIND THAT IT IS ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE THAT IS IN-CHARGE" Saturday, December 16, 2006, 3:48 PM
due popular demand....im back 2 post again...haha....many things had happened tis few days....my father went into e hospital 4 an op due 2 infection of his ears....den i went 2 c him 2day...reached outram park den walk to SGH...actually gt shuttle bus...but i wanna act tough...haha...jkjk...no la...c so many ppl den don wanna wait oredi....anyway it is juz a 10 mins walk mah.. he had his op tis mornin...when i reached at about 2.45...he is oredi back in his ward...but did nt wake him up...went out of SGH again den meet my sis at her workplace at chinatown....den actually wanna buy slippers..but bring nt enough $$$ den my sis encourage me 2 buy tat pair...tink gotta wait a few days 4 dad 2 recover 1st......haha.. den aft jalan jalan a while at chinatown...den went back 2 SGH...den my father stil nt awake yet..den my sis n i went 2 e waiting room....den read magazine...aft 1hr...went back den he was awake oredi...den he was very very weak...til he could nt speak properly... a while ltr...e doc came n told us tat e op went on smoothly....we were glad..haha..THANK YOU DR SETHI!!!!!!den i went 2 e tv room watch tv...den ard 8...my sis went home den i stayed a while ltr 2 take care of my father....den ard 8.30 went home.. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ seriously i miss playin basketball....actually wanna wake up early 2 play...but could nt get up...everytime i leave 4 e hospital it is noon n no1 is playin...den when i come back lights off oredi....haiz....budden nvm...i tink i gotta sleep early 2nite so tat i can get up tml in time 4 basketball n oso visitin...haha... ********************************************************* PLEASE WISH MY FATHER GOOD LUCK 4 HIS RECOVERY...HAHA...TYTY....=)=) Friday, December 01, 2006, 3:10 AM
walan eh......wat a fcukin day ytd..zzzz...i was so unlucky ytd..haiz...had a very big fall when i was playin basketball ytd...coz i nv wear shoes...den had a slip n my back kena e floor 1st...-_-" so suay lo....den aft i went home....my parents brought me 2 chinese physician...alamak..stil very pain...haha....den he say tat at least 20 days cnnt drink or eat cold things...zzz..den aft tat i went ang mo kio wif my parent den dey bought sme things when we were about 2 leave...woooooot!!my father bought curry puffs....haha....den went home liao.... im now really afraid tat i cnnt do well 4 e b'boys selection...haiz.....1st was e leg..den when my leg was goin 2 recover den comes e back..n e back is much mre serious den e legs by many times....haiz....but wat can i do??? wat an unlucky month!?!?!? |