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Sunday, January 21, 2007, 2:53 PM
2day early mornin wake up den my hone vibrating...den c liao is wen jie ask me if i wanna go watch ivp at spore poly...den ok lo....i him n yuan zhong..actually we met 1..den aft tat he say he meet us dover...den aft tat he cal me at 1+ den he asked me where im..den i n yuan zhong stil at home...den he say he come smbw mrt meet us...haha..it was oredi 115..i was stil usin com...hah..den i faster turn off e com...den yuan zhong cam emy hse...i go bathe..aft tat when i reahced dere he oredi waited 4 half an hour..haha..den we go dere e 1st match was goin 2 end oredi...nyp leadin...den in e end nyp won nus....den aft tat it was e match btw ntu n sp....ntu tok dem..while i was watchin..i saw a few national players..dey playin 4 nyp...suddenly so excited...den when dey wanna start e match...gt a big rain...den e game kena postponed....haiz...nt fated 2 c dem play...den aft tat it was e match btw tp n np....tp was leadin by 10+ - points when i left leavin 1 mins+...so mayb tp won e match...heard ppl sayin tat nyp game is postpone till tml...mornin...don noe if can go watch or nt leh.... 2:53 PM
2day early mornin wake up den my hone vibrating...den c liao is wen jie ask me if i wanna go watch ivp at spore poly...den ok lo....i him n yuan zhong..actually we met 1..den aft tat he say he meet us dover...den aft tat he cal me at 1+ den he asked me where im..den i n yuan zhong stil at home...den he say he come smbw mrt meet us...haha..it was oredi 115..i was stil usin com...hah..den i faster turn off e com...den yuan zhong cam emy hse...i go bathe..aft tat when i reahced dere he oredi waited 4 half an hour..haha..den we go dere e 1st match was goin 2 end oredi...nyp leadin...den in e end nyp won nus....den aft tat it was e match btw ntu n sp....ntu tok dem..while i was watchin..i saw a few national players..dey playin 4 nyp...suddenly so excited...den when dey wanna start e match...gt a big rain...den e game kena postponed....haiz...nt fated 2 c dem play...den aft tat it was e match btw tp n np....tp was leadin by 10+ - points when i left leavin 1 mins+...so mayb tp won e match...heard ppl sayin tat nyp game is postpone till tml...mornin...don noe if can go watch or nt leh.... Saturday, January 20, 2007, 3:45 PM
played against christchurch 2day...sian..kena tok...60++ to 20++...sibei suay..budden nvm...during e match i gt back my revenge...i elbow 2 guys...haha...but anyway..e elbow-ling was needed...walan eh...dey keep on pull my jersey....knn...den another1 vry irritating la...keep on touching me....den i elbow him about 2-3 times lo...den e other guy who was pulling my jersey is better...1-2 times nia...haha..den e rest 4get liao...plz don tink im violent...its nt so...juz tat i cnnt tahandem..haha... den eugene was vry sad 4 nt bring able 2 play...NVM..stil have 4 mre matches...u will get e chance de...aft reachng sch...mr chio debriefed us den me eugene rudy yuan zhong mithran yang jie(met him in sch) n victor go milk cafe makan..aft makan den go home liao den dey continue go play...but i nv go...coz damn tired...haha hope we will be able to get 4 mre red sheets..coz we oredi have 1 blue...n loser takes blue..winner takes red.. tuesday is e match against maris stella.....hope tat every1 will put in effort 2 win dem...it is nt impossible..haha.. Wednesday, January 17, 2007, 12:39 PM
2day vry boring sia...den durin pe muz run don noe hw long la...but i run a little bit den go play bbal liao..play half way...gt many sec 3 fuckers come bball court play soccer...knn...make me scold dem...den aft pe normal lessons lo...den durin chinese lesson we muz each write a letter...but i was tokin all e way..dere4..i nv write aft sch muz stay back n do finish den can go home...den when i gt home it was predi about 1.30...den aft tat went training at3.vic was late 4 15 mins...-_-..aft training went home lo...vry boring rite????but nvm...2day gt jokes 4 all of u...haha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is ok. She replies yes.He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said.... FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day." "Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay." The next day, the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!" On the third day, the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?" The man downed the first drink and shook his head, "Yeah, my wife!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!" The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from. The little girl replied, ''Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree. The mother told her daughter, "Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties." ''OOOOhhhh'' said the little girl. The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, "Mommy, I got ten dollars. The mother asked, "Where did you get the ten dollars from?" The little girl replied, "Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed." The mother replied, "Didn't I tell you that he is...'' Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, ''Wait Mommy. I tricked him, I didn't wear any panties today. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A young husband comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "Darling, I have great news! I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody." The next day, a guy from the electric company rings the doorbell, because the young couples haven't paid their last bill. "Are you Mrs. Smith? You're a month overdue, you know!" "How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman. "Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the man from the electric company. "What are you saying? It's in your files?????" "Absolutely." "Well, let me talk to my husband about this tonight." That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a bull, rushes to the electric company offices the first thing the next morning. "What's going on here? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts. "Just calm down," says the clerk, "it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us." "PAY you? And if I refuse?" "Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut you off." "What???? And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks. "I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ok...tats all 4 2day..bye!! Tuesday, January 16, 2007, 2:49 PM
haiz..sme unhappy things have happen in my family 2day which i don wanna mention it over here juz wish tat we will be able 2 face everything tgt...haiz..good luck..mayb i shd irect my attention 2 e upcomin inter sch...nvm...i will say til here 2day...n lastly..juzhope tat aft e chinese new year..it will be a better year4 u my family n every1 hu is readin my blog...all e best...Monday, January 15, 2007, 2:26 PM
2day i slacked e whole day..had porridge 4 lunch...i cooked myself...n packet rice...wanna save sme mre $$ 2 buy basketball shoes...haiz...i stil need about 15 lyk tis aft starvin 4 so many days in sch juz 2 save up e $4 i get everyday...but i tink everything was worth it...good luck canberra sec on e upcomin inter schools...our opponents... ->maris stella high(sure lose dem..haha) ->serangoon sec..(nt sure of dem..) ->bowen(oni heard of their band..basketball..errr) ->woodlands ring(nt sure if gt dem or nt leh....) ->christchurch(our *player say vry lan..) anyway....1,2,3 CANBERRA OOOOSH *btw...i will be wearin no.15..look out 4 me...haha Saturday, January 13, 2007, 4:19 PM
2day slacked all day at home....haiz...den ard 5++ dey tel me go play pooll..den met yuan zhong n chai huat...den we boarded e cab....actually many of us dowan take..den yuan zhong say he pay den all suddenly steady...ok..back 2 subject..*boarded e cab me:uncle u go northpoint 1st..(pick up alvin woon)den u go grassroots club... uncle:*keeps quiet.. all:tot he noe....den chat among ourself... *picks up mao...den he started 2 go on...he shd haf followed road along e mrt track...but instead..he turned into e highway..everybody tinkin strange...but tot he gt a better way...den keeps quiet... 15 mins ltr...realised we reached a total strange place....looked at e road sign..."SERANGOON ROAD" all:WTF?????? den e uncle suddenly asked...eh boy...ur place reahced oredi or nt ar???we finished e whole yio chu kang oredi leh.... walan eh...uncle...u don noe whhere den tel us la...den make us pay so much....in e end we payed 16 for travellin fr sembwang til yio chu kang... EVERYBODY!!!PLZ TAKE NOTE OF TIS CABBY PLATE NO "SH 2792S" is 1 malay uncle driving 1...gay sia....alamak... ok...den when we reached dere fish was gone...left ben brenda n gene...due sme inside reasons...everybody excpt gene was talkin....haiz...long story...ok..nvm...den when we reached dere realised tat it is full house....!!haiz...wwrote our name on e waitin list n we c 2 person in front of us...1 is brenda all n e other i do nt wanna say... den dey played e games dere but i nv play...coz no $$...bcoz we muz wait(ben dey all went in oredi..)den we wanted 2 sit outside of e pool room...den when we wanna take a sit...den e stupid security tel us:OI OI OI...dere is oni 4 members.. eh uncle...nt members nt means we lyk dogs rite??muz use oi ar???stupdid idiotic fuckin bitch.. den we went outside...e time was 7+...den we sat at 1 of e sofa tat is 4 US.....waited 4 a vry vry long time...til 8..den we decided 2 give up...went 2 take mrt 2 yishun den went 2 safra tinkin tat safra will nt haf many ppl playin pool..but we were wrong...in fact..dere were mre ppl on e waitin list at safra den at grassroots club...haha...den we go play lan...played til 10...end of trip... Wednesday, January 03, 2007, 8:02 AM
hi....i woke up ard 8.30 2day den use com 4 a while...den ard 8.50 go brush teeth all these den meet yuan zhong...we den go yishun 111 play 1 match..lol..ytd nite my frene den tel me 2day gt match...den reached dere liao stil no ppl...den in e end e opponent late by half n hour..everybody played well durin e match...n we win by i tink 10++...wif me endin e match wif a 3 pointer..haha...den aft tat kok n ric n terence wanna buy shoe...aft dey buy shoe liao terence n ric went home...i kok yuan zhong n aloy go 123 eat...aft eatin go aloy hse dere cut hair....den aft cuttin hair go take 811 til northpoint den yuan zhong n i go popular wanna buy file...den e queue was damn was damn long sia....den decided nt 2 buy...go sun plaza...dere nt much ppl..but when yuan zhong wanna buy den he realised he bring nt enough $$..den go pasar malam jalan jalan..den go home liao...Tuesday, January 02, 2007, 4:47 AM
time passes real fast...ytd it was stil 2006 n 2day it was nt juz a brand new day but a brand new year too!!many things have happen tis year....i changed fr short pants 2 long pants...new classmates...new subjects..n oso many opportunities of basketball....i finally regretted everything...i shd nt haf played all e time last year..if nt i would nt haf flunked my exams..but luckily mdm bawani helped me n pulled me up...i realised tat it is as e tchers said..havin a balanced timetable is vry impt...it does nt oni help u do better academically...n oso physically... u muz study..rite..but u muz oso haf sme time 4 playin...so i tink tis year i will be workin hard 4 e O' levels...it will be a vry big thing...i took a major exam once n it was PSLE.at tat time i was nt really studyin...but by luck..i pass n came 2 express.. nw tat im preparin 4 O' levels...i tink it is far mre difficult den PSLE... PSLE is oni a exam tat decides which secondary sch u goes 2 ..but O' levels decides on ur future...so it is nt a minor thing...i muz really put in effort in ding e work...n muz be working vry hard...i tink e only time i will be playin will be weekdays nite n weekends....haiz.. i muz really beg e god 2 help me passed O' levels...it is nt tat if u fail ur tchers can help u n put u in2 a good poly or jc...it really depends on urself...although it is stil 6 months away fr e mother tongue paper...but i can feel e pressure fr parents n tchers...i tink my only wish i haf for 2007 is tat i will be able 2 do well in O' levels n go 2 a good poly n take my course..n tat is mass com..but i heard tat many ppl wanna take e course..so u muz haf good results 2 go into tat course... OK....I WILL WORK HARD FR E DAY E SCH STARTS N WILL NT LET ANYBODY HU R PINNING THEIR HOPES ON ME PASSING DOWN...N TAT WILL BE E TCHERS FANILY N FRENES....TIS IS A PROMISE...=) Monday, January 01, 2007, 3:13 PM
2day mornin woke up at 10actually playin basketball wif yuan zhong all...den no mood...den tel him dowan go...haha..den asked eddie if wanna go cut hair tgt...den i told him 10.30 in chinese...den he say ok...den slp 4 a while mre den when i wake up..10.30 liao...siao liao...den i brushed my teeth...den rush down...den nv c him...i called him he was stil slppin....alamak...den he tel me he tot i say si4 dian3 ban4...but actually i said shi2 dian3 ban4...mayb my chinese pronounciation nt good la...alamak..den wait for 10 mins den he come down...haha..den went dere cut cut den go yishun eat...aft eatin accompany eddie go buy sch shoes...den aft tat went home liao...went home..slacked in front of com til 6..den go eat e char siew rice tat was meant 2 be my lunch bought by my grandma...haha..den played bball at 7 wif luti...play halfway melvin n stephen came...den we sit dere talk cock all e way til 9.30 den come home...nw waitin 2 countdown...wanna come countdown at my hse kopitiam dere???LOL!gtg...bye.. will try 2 update mre often... |