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Monday, November 27, 2006, 5:23 AM

hey guys....im back again...haha...juz don felt lyk bloggin las few days..haha...
ok...I HAD INJURIES AGAIN...or i shd say tat my old injury was nt recovered...?coz tat day my lower part of my leg was knocked by eugene...den a few days ltr..i could run n jump n doin all my centre moves...but ytd...when i was watchin tv...i put my injured part on my knee n it was painful...
wat is tat??????e b'boys selection is comin up in juz a few weeks...i cnnt let my injury restrict me fr doin things i could do...although i could do all e moves...but im afraid tat ppl may knocked on my injured part of leg again....zzz...haiz...budden nvm..i tink i will go c a doctor or wat la....haiz...

i tink im gonna train my stamina n my centre moves tis few weeks.....i wanna go into e b'boys next year!!!!!!everybody hu r readin tis blog now pls cross ur fingers n pray hard 4 me 2 get in b'boys ar!!!tyty..kk..gtg..bye

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it seems tat i had been decades since i put in jokes 4 my blog n ppl ly jim r complainin tat my blog is gettin mre n mre borin..tats y im puttin in as much as i can 2day...

There once was a very good old barber in New York .
One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies"I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service."The Florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.
A policeman goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replies"I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service." The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.
A Singaporean software engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to>pay>the barber after the cut. But the barber replies"I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service." The Singaporean software engineer is happy and leaves. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there...
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One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up
MOM : "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."
SON : "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school."
MOM : "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school."
SON : "One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me." MOM : "Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school." SON : "Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?"
MOM : "One, you are FORTY-FIVE years old and should understand your responsibilities.Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school"
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A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia..He was having his coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam at the hotel's coffee house.
A Malaysian man who was chewing gum, sat down next to him & started a conversation.
Malaysian : "You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?"
Singaporean : "Of course."
Malaysian : "We don't. In Malaysia, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants & sell them across to Singapore.
"The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean listened in silence.
Malaysian : "Do you eat the jam with the bread?"
Singaporean : "Of course."
Malaysian (chuckling): "We don't. In Malaysia, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds & other left-overs in a container, recycle them, transform them into jam,..... before we sellit across to Singapore."
This time, the Singaporean retorted : "Do you have sex in Malaysia?"
Malaysian : "Why, of course we do"
Singaporean : "Do you wear protection"
Malaysian : "Of course! We wear condoms."
Singaporean : "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
Malaysian : "Stupid question ! Of course we throw them away." Singaporean : "We don't. In Singapore, the government secretly puts them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum & sell them across to Malaysia,... & that's the real reason why we banned chewing gum in Singapore."
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ok...tats all 4 2day..gtg..bye!!

Tuesday, November 21, 2006, 2:06 PM

nt really much things happen 2day...went 2 play bball..den play less den 1hr rain liao..haiz..den went 2 kopitiam wif bball kakis...den i ate dere..we slacked dere 4 about 1++hrs..HAHA..den can u blive it??i spent near to $4.50 juz on water...1 can of h2o..i bottle of 100plus..1 cup of horlicks..n 1 packet of nutri tea..haiz...haha..ok..updatin sme overdued pics...haha..budden nvm..coz i juz learnt how 2 upload pics...haha

alamak wanna act lyk scientist oni...haha

e real sceintist is here doin his job...haha

alamak..act shy oni nia..haha

LOL! long long ago..haha...play fire day..

act cute..haha..

Sunday, November 19, 2006, 2:05 PM

well well well...slept 1++ytd n i woke up ard 12++ 2day..haha..den went 2 played bball wif yuan zhong rudy eddie vic n eugene..

den as we were playin juz now...eugene was runnin 2wards me den his knee cap kena my lower part of e legs...my leg hurts now....-_-"i now have problems when walkin....haiz...lol..so if ur goin out wif me den don expect me 2 turn up early...haha...

den i went home ard 3.30 den bath..watched tv 4 a while den bgan 2 slack in front of e com til my father was home ard 8....actually wanna go eat out wif ben but a while ltr he said tat his mother had warmed his food...den i lazy 2 go out dabao...was tinkin of askin my father 2 help me dabao coz i tot he will b back ard 1.30...dere4 nv cal him..but he came home early...zzz...den he cooked porridge...alothough nt very nice...but i tink it is ok..coz it will nt b fattenin...i muz get rid of all my fats....haha...

leg hurts now...i don tink i can do weights tis few days..n nt even pumpin...haiz...

fell in love wif e song "perhaps love"in e korean show goong lately...haha...i highly recommend all 2 go n listen..really nice...

go www.youtube.com
den type perhaps love goong...den listen...haha..

Thursday, November 16, 2006, 2:13 PM

walan eh...stupid jim...made me do tis...haha..budden nvm..coz 2day nth 2 blog dere4 do lo..haha

can u name the 11 people you can think right off the top of ur head? dun read the questions underneath until u write the names of 11 people. this is actually a lot more funnier if u actually randomly list the names first. no cheating!

1.howard
2.jim
3.zhen hao
4.jialiang
5.yuan zhong
6.rudy
7.christopher
8.hafizah
9.eddie
10.victor
11.benedict

how do u meet 10?
hmmm...play bball bah...haha

what would u do if 2 & 6 dated?
jim n rudy???LOL!so gay...but both gt stead oredi la..haha

have you seen 4 cry?
nearly lo..

tell me something about 11?
very very very very very handsome...haha

how do u noe 8?
last time play bball wif rudy all den she dere haha...

would u ever date on 5?
u tink im a gay?????haha

whats 7's fovourite colour?
don noe leh...i tink it shd b black bah..

what will u do if 2 confess to u?
straight away stead la...haha

fact about 9?
very xia lan...haha...jkjk...hmmm...funny lo..haha

who is 6 going out with?
cheryl..

who is 5 to u?
good frene since sec1..

is 2 single?
nope...now stead wif jacqueline..

how much does 3 mean to u?
ah brothers!!

what do u think of 1?
biggest gay i ve ever met!!

whats the best thing about 8?
kind???

what u dislike about 10?
very gay..lyk 2 act here act dere...haha

favourite memory with 6?
o...alot ar!!!tink is at riduwan hse dere den rainin den i pull him he slidin lo...haha..sounds lame..

11 people whom i wan them to do

1.jialiang
2.fish
3.zhen dong
4.shishi
5.victor
6.ivy
7.ben
8.kartini
9.calysta
10.riduwan
11.brenda

Wednesday, November 15, 2006, 4:18 PM

hi everybody!!!im back 2day...haha..i ve lots of things 2 blog 2day n i tink my hand will b achin aft i finish typin tis blog...haha...

ok...2day started wif meetin 11 at sembawang mrt station wif ben fish n calysta....haha..den we proceeded 2 e swensens at northpoint....den when we reached outside of e swensens...no1 dares 2 go in...coz e place was lyk....nt even a single customer...n ben said tat 1st customer gt free gift...haha..(bullshit!haha)den when we went in...we sat down n a malay guy came 2 serve us....wlan eh...tat guy ar...gave us a ****in attitude face sia...alamak....watever..den aft tat we took about 10mins???or even mre 2 tink wat we wanna eat...den finally we settle on

me:fish n chips..
ben:breaded chicken meuniureurnojvasgv(source:fish)but in short..i called it chicken cutlet...
calysta:black pepper pasta..(i guess 1..)
fish:fries...LOL!

dn we started 2 eat halfway den we saw mdm sal n mr din walkin in2 e swensens...every1 was so shocked...haha..den we was tinkin tat o...so e 2 of dem were here...but we were wrong...lol..coz a short while ltr....mr kelvin chong april lee n celia lim came in oso...so now we r tinkin tat o...so dey came in 2 groups...but we were wrong again...coz a while ltr again...mr teo n miss ang came in oso...den we r now tinkin tat....dere r so many of dem...it shd nt b anymre den...haha....budden at tis moment we c mr aw yong comin in..o...tats it..no mre...we took about 1 n half hr to finish our food n den we walked off wifout sayin goodbye 2 e tchers..haha..but nvm la...lol..

denben said tat he wanna buy e tortise2 keep e 1 at his hp company...den he went 2 buy a blue tortise tis time...very cute...wanna buy..but mayb i buyin pig...haha..

den we took 859 back 2 sch...aft stayin in e sch 4 a while...den we went up e bus n proceeded 2 e nyp...

we did e experiments dere...n my group consistin of me ben salihin n kartini(sry if ur name spell wrong)den we did a sucessful experiment coz we produced e pure asprin..den smethin happen tat i do nt wanna say it here...but anyway...SRY MR TAN!!!!!!!!! :(

den aft tat we went 2 produce 2 capsules...den we can keep it n i tink it contains cornflour...haha...den i put in2 e glove den i blow air n ben called me 2 throw 2 him wehn we were waitin 4 e bus outside..but when i throw...it break...n many capsules all dropped on e floor..den we ve 2 pick it up b4 we can leaved..=(

den we boarded e bus n headed back 2 e sch..den aft dismissal...i went 2 bball court alone n i saw benny dere den i went 2 play wif him a while den went home...haha...

Tuesday, November 14, 2006, 3:33 PM

a very big hi 2 all my fans out dere...haha many ppl mayb askin y i so long liao nv update my blog..n i will tel u...coz tis few days i ve been slackin at home or nt playin basketball so i don really tink tat u ppl out dere wan 2 hear my borin basketball stories..haha...so i nv blog lo.. n im really 4 e inconvenient caused...haha
i began wif a late wakin up..actually i told yuan zhong las nite tat i will b playin nasketball at 8 in e mornin...but guess wat..i woked up at 10+++..haha...den i no mood play liao..budden yuan zhong called me n den i go lo...no choice...he tel me he reached oredi...haiz...den play til 12 i went home....
aft washin up watchin tv n eatin my lunch..i went out..2 meet ben hafizah n riduwan...den i was e 1st 2 reached dere..coz we meet 1.35 den i reached at 1.30..but in e end ben was later den i expected....haha..den at tis moment...i saw cheryl...den she goin out wif rudy den we ok tok tok hafway...den fish msg me tel me she nt goin...tis is wat she sent.."eh bolang,sorry ah.last minute cant go.mum ****tartd.you guys enjoy yourself"..haha...
den we reached yio chu kang at 2++ i tink..den riduwan waas dere oredi...den we went 2 grassroots club..we played pool dere...o ya...b4 goin up e mrt station...i saw brenda...den she msg me den said tat "didn't know that you all know how to play pool.hahaha."(-_-")lol...eh brenda...cant u c tat my face is very gifted 2 play pool???haha...we went 2 play for 3 hrs den we went of...howard asked if we wanna go watch movie(2e4 gay boy gatherin...haha)..but i tel him i no $$ den he say he lend me 1st..den ok lo...we went 2 cwp...
i wanna watch "final call"...ben n jialiang wanna watch "grudge 2"...den howard n zhen hao wanna watch "covanent"haiz...so e las choice..."covanent"...zzz i did nt really wanna watch coz i saw e advertisement lyk shit...haha..but no choice..but it was nt really a bad show..quite nice..but if u ppl wanna go watch...i advise u 2 brin ur ear plaugs along...coz e sound is damn ****in long....haha...den aft tat howard n chris took mrt..den me ben jialiang waited 4 zhen hao father's lorry...e lorry very song..haha...me jialiang n ben lie bhind e lorry den wanna reach oredi ben stil don wanna come up...even if left 2 seconds stil wan sibei gay...haha...
reached home oredi bathed n cooked maggie mee...coz i oni had popcorns 4 dinner juz now...haha...den now goin slp oredi...haha...bye..

Thursday, November 02, 2006, 1:36 PM

we went 2 e newater place 2day..n on e way 2 e place..a small conversation took place..

quoted fr fish:

Ball: Fish; I think its time for you to update your blog.
Fish: Oh really?
Ball: Nods head -
Fish: I think you need to update yours too.
Ball: Oh, i got no time.
Fish: Bullshit.

above scene narrates a true experience based on yrue facts and if it has any resemblence 2 e dead or alive it r pure coincidences...n e characters in e scene.
ball:me
fish:hafizah

but i really haf no time mah....>.<

e newater place was really very fun...e games were fun...at first i was stil sayin tat newater visitor centre has nth but water..but i was wrong..coz i can c tat e place dere is realy realy very high tech...u can don push e door n e door will stay dere lyk 10-15 secs??really fun la..e trip except 4 e part when we goin home...den we muz do e worksheet..but we copied thru everything...

on e bus..i had oso blurted out smething i saw about calysta tat i tink tat is nt suitable 2 b said here..haha...

our cls r actually full of car fanatics...we saw a orange Lamborghini (i tink so)den it broke e silence in e bus...every1 was lyk....."woah!!!!!woah!!!woah!!!!!wooooot!!wooot!!!"but anyway it was fun...haha...
3e1 is really a fun cls....tchers haf great aspects 4 3e1...but we will b called 4e4 next year...haiz sian...haha...

bye everybdy!!