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Tuesday, October 31, 2006, 1:06 PM
alamak.....fish...y me??????haha...nvm...do it since im so free now...haha7 random facts about me. 1.funny? 2.friendly 3.cocky(LOL!) 4.lazy 5.talkative 6.talk 2 loudly... 7.rude 7 things tat scare me. 1.gay 2.lunatic 3.ghosts 4.croaches tat fly 5.rumour spreaders 6.go up e stage 7.perform 7 people/things i fancy. 1.2e4 2.3e1 3.my family 4.baseketball 5.computer 6.handphone 7.jerseys 7 things tat i often say. 1.gay 2.alamak 3.walan eh 4.shit 5.oh my god 6.ar?? 7.orh.. 7 people to do this. 1.ben 2.jim 3.ivy 4.yangjie 5.nik 6.shishi 7.zhendong aft i finished doin tis n den i saw tat my name appeared on ivy's blog...but nvm...i tink tis 1 can tgt lo...haha...lol Monday, October 30, 2006, 1:12 PM
went 2 watch e 7-11 open cup finals yesterday...home united n qian xi emerged as champion again!!!!!!!!quite happy coz i see alot of star players..lyk koh meng koon..hong wei jian(as mentioned in e previous post)n oso e cindy..sai yun yun...zhao jing all tis...dey were all great players!!!!haha...at first i tot ubi kembangan gals team was goin 2 win but qian xi caught up ltr on...den e home united against LJEsports was a very fierce fight...i tink tis is e time when home u gets pressure fr dier opponents bah...dere were 2 very strong centres fr LJE sports...n one of dem who i seen i 1 of e forum says tat his average number of rejections in per game is 15..i tink he had broken his record...i tink he had rejected at least 20 balls...really shock...!!!haha... today i went swimming at jurong wif yuan zhong jim kok loon huat siggy n vic..very fun...haha..den after tat we went home n went 2 lend slam dunk disc fr yuan zhong...watch halfway den my lao peh come back say wanna watch e mr bean movie...don noe cal wat jhonny english ar...haha..den i come in use com lo... 1:12 PM
went 2 watch e 7-11 open cup finals yesterday...home united n qian xi emerged as champion again!!!!!!!!quite happy coz i see alot of star players..lyk koh meng koon..hong wei jian(as mentioned in e previous post)n oso e cindy..sai yun yun...zhao jing all tis...dey were all great players!!!!haha...at first i tot ubi kembangan gals team was goin 2 win but qian xi caught up ltr on...den e home united against LJEsports was a very fierce fight...i tink tis is e time when home u gets pressure fr dier opponents bah...dere were 2 very strong centres fr LJE sports...n one of dem who i seen i 1 of e forum says tat his average number of rejections in per game is 15..i tink he had broken his record...i tink he had rejected at least 20 balls...really shock...!!!haha... today i went swimming at jurong wif yuan zhong jim kok loon huat siggy n vic..very fun...haha..den after tat we went home n went 2 lend slam dunk disc fr yuan zhong...watch halfway den my lao peh come back say wanna watch e mr bean movie...don noe cal wat jhonny english ar...haha..den i come in use com lo... Sunday, October 29, 2006, 7:48 AM
hi everybody!!!im back 2 post again...sry 4 nt postin 4 such a long time...coz i gt really fed up wif my stupid keyboard...haiz nt 2 talk about it again la...haha...k back 2 my life...haha...everything r goin on quite smoothly i shd say...went 2 gym yesterday wif yuan zhong...haiz..he was late 4 about 1 hr !!!i gt really pek chek...haiz..den aft gym we went 2 eat den i went home lo... den 2day mornin at bout 11+ went 2 play bball wif him n he was late again!!!!!! -_-" but im now really excited...coz i will b goin aljunied 2 watch bball match ...LJE sports against home united....so it means tat i can c quite a few national players??haha...hong wei jian is playin...den sme mre stil gt koh meng koon....i really lyk goin watch ball matches..coz u can learn many things fr dem espcially when dey r in e national squad...u benefit mre!!!!(so peeps....u will c bolang improvin...haha!!!!) e match starts at 6....(OH SHIT!!!!!!IM MEETIN YUAN ZHONG AT 5.30 ..HOW CAN I MAKE IT?????)i tot it is startin at 7 lyk las week....but anyway...e mens final starts at 7.30...we stil haf time...6 is e womens finals..haha.... im now tinkin tat if i gonna go watch singapore slingers play tml leh...haiz...coz haf free tickets..but my father says tat don everytime leave my grandmother alone at home...wat shd i do??????my i shd tok 2 my sis ltr on whether she is goin out tml...if no..den i will b damn lucky but if she is workin...den im in deep shit again lo...haha... gtg bye... Tuesday, October 24, 2006, 2:00 PM
2day is a really sad day...mdm bawani announce hu is gonna drop 2 normal...i realy felt pity 4 benedict n danial...i can c tat dey r puttin in effort in studies..danial nv absents fr cls unless he is really sick...he oso hands in most of his assignments very punctually...he nv ever talked back at teachers...i noe e teahcers can c tat..but y dey r nt helpin dem??? n benedict...he was my clsmate right fr e day i entered canberra sec..when i heard tat he dropped...i really felt lyk cryin...he is oso another hardworkin person n he even called me 2 go study wif him when e end of year was approachin..he was even mre hardworkin den me...i tink teachers oso noe tis..but y dey r nt givin him a chance 2 prove himself???? dere r oso friends tat i tink tat shd nt drop...i really feel sad 4 dem... i tink tat e teachers shd give tid students a chance 2 prove demself..dey shd haf xtra remedial classes durin e december holidays n when e sch reopens next year..dey will hold a exam 4 dem 2 c tat if dey shd really gonna go normal...dey may b slow...but dey haf good learnin attitudes...so wats e point makin dem waste 1 mre year in sec sch where e 1 year is possible 4 dem 2 pursue deir dreams in poly or jc???? i tink tis policy is really very unreasonable... smething done could nt b undone..u all shd try 2 appeal...n tel e tchers wats ur problem...was it ur fault or e problem lies wif e tcher????? many tchers may tink tat dey will b able 2 cope better in e normal stream...but haf dey ever thought tat if dey were in tis student's shoes...n ur tchers obstructs ur way fr movin on 2 e next level which u tink u r 2 b in...how would u feel....u ppl r really coldblooded... 4 ppl hu nearly drop n fortunately saved by ur tchers..i tink u shd really buck up..in cludin myself...i will really work hard 4 e next year....really i mean... ppl hu need my help in lyk signin appeal things feel free 2 approch me... ben n danial...if u need any help feel free 2 come 2 me..although i cnnt promise tat i can help u...but i can promise i can help 2 crack my brains wif u... Saturday, October 21, 2006, 3:06 PM
:yesterday:went home straight away aft ch den saw eddie all when i was helpin mdm laila carry her thingy(forced by her ...LOL!)den dey say wanna go play bball...waited 4 eddie bout 15 mins den he cal us go 1st lo..haha..den i told dem 2 go 1st...i go home eat liao den go find dem lo...but aft eatin n watchin tv 4 a while...i fell asleep..haha..(i pig i noe..haha!)den when i wake up oredi 6++den asked dem wanna go gym nt..haha...it has been months since i las went dere...heng my pet haven die(pet hamster)..haha..jkjk... den i saw many fit kia dere..lol...went dere 4 bout an hour +..de go eat at nearby kopitiam lo...den finsh eatin yuan came 2 find us...haha..den we came back sembawang is nearly 10..sit at 357 bball court dere c ppl play bball a while (lame lo..)de went home liao...lazy 2 blog dere4 nv blog...haha... :today: went 2 kbox wif rudy all...den we meet 1 but jim came at 1.33 den when we wanna go he say he wanna go buy bubble tea...so he was late in total for 38 mins coz when he finish buyin it was 11.38..haha...den go kbox fr 3 sing til 7 ...sibei song..hah...den dey went 4 movie i went home..haha... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~JOKES~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ah Beng went for a job interview as apolice inspector. The officer asked Ah Beng, "What is 1 and 1?" Ah Beng replied, "Aiya . . . so simplur . . .eleven lah!" The officer asked again, " Which two days of the week start with the letter-T?" Ah Beng replied, "alamak . . . so easy . . .today and tomorrow lor!" Satisfied with the answers, the officer asked,"Who killed Abraham Lincoln?" Ah Beng couldn't answer the question, so he replied, "eh . . . don't know leh!" The officer said, "Well, why don't you work onthat and come back when you have the answer?" Ah Beng left happily and met Ah Lian who waswaiting to hear the results of the interview. "ho say liao ! First day on the job . . . I oreddy working on a murder case!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to theItalian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman he says, "You're in charge of shoveling." And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge ofsupplies." He then says, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a big dent in that there pile." So the foreman went away for a couple of hours and when he returns, the pile of sand is untouched. He asks the Italian, Why didn't you sweep any of it? The Italian replies, "I no have no broom. You said a to the Chinese a fella that he was in a charge ofsupplies, but he has disappeared and I no could find him nowhere." Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says, "And you, I thought I toldyou to shovel this pile." The Scotsman replies, "Aye, ya did, but i couldnt get meself a shoovel. Ye left the Chinese lad in chairge of supplies, but i couldn fine him either." The foreman is really angry now and storms off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy. Just then, the Chinese guy leaps out from behind the pile of sand scaringthe daylights out of the foreman and yells ... "SUPPLIES" !!!! lol..i tink it is enough 4 2day...gtg...bye!!! 3:06 PM
:yesterday:went home straight away aft ch den saw eddie all when i was helpin mdm laila carry her thingy(forced by her ...LOL!)den dey say wanna go play bball...waited 4 eddie bout 15 mins den he cal us go 1st lo..haha..den i told dem 2 go 1st...i go home eat liao den go find dem lo...but aft eatin n watchin tv 4 a while...i fell asleep..haha..(i pig i noe..haha!)den when i wake up oredi 6++den asked dem wanna go gym nt..haha...it has been months since i las went dere...heng my pet haven die(pet hamster)..haha..jkjk... den i saw many fit kia dere..lol...went dere 4 bout an hour +..de go eat at nearby kopitiam lo...den finsh eatin yuan came 2 find us...haha..den we came back sembawang is nearly 10..sit at 357 bball court dere c ppl play bball a while (lame lo..)de went home liao...lazy 2 blog dere4 nv blog...haha... :today: went 2 kbox wif rudy all...den we meet 1 but jim came at 1.33 den when we wanna go he say he wanna go buy bubble tea...so he was late in total for 38 mins coz when he finish buyin it was 11.38..haha...den go kbox fr 3 sing til 7 ...sibei song..hah...den dey went 4 movie i went home..haha... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~JOKES~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ah Beng went for a job interview as apolice inspector. The officer asked Ah Beng, "What is 1 and 1?" Ah Beng replied, "Aiya . . . so simplur . . .eleven lah!" The officer asked again, " Which two days of the week start with the letter-T?" Ah Beng replied, "alamak . . . so easy . . .today and tomorrow lor!" Satisfied with the answers, the officer asked,"Who killed Abraham Lincoln?" Ah Beng couldn't answer the question, so he replied, "eh . . . don't know leh!" The officer said, "Well, why don't you work onthat and come back when you have the answer?" Ah Beng left happily and met Ah Lian who waswaiting to hear the results of the interview. "ho say liao ! First day on the job . . . I oreddy working on a murder case!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to theItalian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman he says, "You're in charge of shoveling." And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge ofsupplies." He then says, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a big dent in that there pile." So the foreman went away for a couple of hours and when he returns, the pile of sand is untouched. He asks the Italian, Why didn't you sweep any of it? The Italian replies, "I no have no broom. You said a to the Chinese a fella that he was in a charge ofsupplies, but he has disappeared and I no could find him nowhere." Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says, "And you, I thought I toldyou to shovel this pile." The Scotsman replies, "Aye, ya did, but i couldnt get meself a shoovel. Ye left the Chinese lad in chairge of supplies, but i couldn fine him either." The foreman is really angry now and storms off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy. Just then, the Chinese guy leaps out from behind the pile of sand scaringthe daylights out of the foreman and yells ... "SUPPLIES" !!!! lol..i tink it is enough 4 2day...gtg...bye!!! Wednesday, October 18, 2006, 2:46 PM
seriously...i hate e stupid + irritatin + watsoever haze...e ppl in e indonesia r really so selfish..wanna finish deir work faster den harm so many ppl...den most imptly..make me cnnt do my usual thingy...basketball trainin was stopped...due 2 e haze of coz...im nt really sure if i can get in2 next year b' boys...haiz...many unhappy things happen tis few days..so if ur feelin down...plz on read it...or it may make u mre sad..... firstly...i took back my a maths paper 2day..my marks was really very pathetic...haiz...im nt sure if i can go up 4 express next year..im really afraid..i don wanna waste 1 mre year... secondly...i heard fr my sis tat y uncle was admitted in2 e hospital yesterday...due 2 a small stroke...i was tinkin tat "huh????stroke gt small gt big meh??"haiz..he is my oni uncle tat dotes me very much...hope tat he can pull through... den lastly...i cnnt really play bball tis few days due 2 e stupid haze...tat day..it even went up til 130+ haiz...hope tat it can b put out quickily.. den 2day as i was outside e office..i asked mr chio when gt bball den he tel me wait til he stop e fire 1st lo...(-_-")den i ask him if dere ill b any bball camp tis year..he say muz c 1st..hope tat dere ill b a bball camp tis year n most imptly..i mayb able 2 get in2 e b' boys next year... *cough *cough *cough i tink 2day is a sad day so i ill nt post any jks 2day..so sry... :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( hope tat my uncle may get well soon....***cross my fingers n pray really hard*** bye!! Tuesday, October 17, 2006, 2:26 PM
:YESTERDAY:went 2 watch basketball open cup wif yuan zhong at aljunied...i met him at 3.45..n im late..ok..tis is me..im oways late..haha..den i tot no need $$ coz basketball center oways no need $$ mah...den when i reached dere..saw 1 auntie sittin in e front door smilim at me wif her evil laugh i noe sme thin was wrong..haha...my heart was thumpin so quickly den irealised it was oni $1..den i was tinkin tat.."heng ar..or nt no need c liao.." durin e match btw home united n 1 all star tem which consist mostly ang mohs was playin so badly...dey could nt accept e fact tat dey r losin...den go scold e ref...lol...but in e end hone united lost by bout 6 point i tink...e national captain low jia ren damn good...i tink he contributed mre den 5 three pointers...haha..den reached home at about 11..den slp.. :TODAY: hi peeps...i shd say tat im quite happy 2day...took back english n chinese paper 2day..im quite happy wif my result..passed my chinese n english..my eng paper 2 which consist of compre n summary i gotten 24/50 very suay!!!but overall luckily i passed...den my chinese no mre flyin colours..very low...i don tink dere is even a A1 tis time...haiz sad* sad* haha...but once again..everythin is over n u can jz let fate decide whether im stayin in 4E or goin to 4N... 2day mdm bawani asked e class if anybody wanna go 4 a trip 2 singapore poly i tink...den as expected..e class asked if it is in e mornin or afternoon..haha..when she said tat it is in e mornin...once again as expected...most of e class boy raised up deir hands includin me...wantin 2 skip lessons 4 tml...but a while ltr..she came 2 e class n she said oni 6 person hu she tink tat is able 2 make it 2 e poly has been chosen by her 2 go SP..n i was nt 1 of dem..how sad???does it means tat i did very badly at my EOY??haiz.... goin 4 ice cream makin workshop tis thursday in e mornin...very happy..im awaitin e arrive of tat day..haha... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~JOKES TIME~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ques:wad is the difference between someone who jump off a building from 2nd storey and one from the 20th storey... ans:one goes "AAARRRGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!BOOOOOM"...e other one goes "BOOOOOOOOMMMM...AAAAAARRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!" ques:Nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide are enlisted in army, no matter what task are given to them, Nitrogen always volunteer to go first. Why leh? ans:bocz Nitrogen , N2 (enthu) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ i noe e jokes 2day very mae..haha..no choice..cnnt find good ones...now i gtg..bye!!!cya.. Sunday, October 15, 2006, 12:14 PM
hey!!im back again....haiz..mornin woke up at ard 10++ i tink...den i used e com straight away aft brushin my teeth..actually rudy asked if i wanna go cut my hair wif dem but i was nt really in e mood of cuttin hair 2day...coz im stil sufferin fr back ache aft a whole day work ytd...dere4 i told him 2 go demself..den at ard 12++ i felt a kind of force 2 make me go play bball..haha...den i met him at 357 2 play den aft a while i was on form!!!!!(kinda happy...mayb jack is rite...if u have confidence..juz shoot don care..)haha den rudy said wanna go 404..ok lo....when we r walkin out of e bball court..i heard eugene hu was on e fone said tat "okok...i now go back"felt sme thing bad was goin 2 happen...haiz...he went home..den left oni me n rudy lo...went to 481..den christina cheryl n ivy was dere...actually wanna go 481 play but dey play full court how 2 play????? de i said go 404 lo...juz reach dere 4 nt mre den 5 mins....vincent ask me n rudy 2 play match..ok lo...play play play....i finally learnt e art of 跑位..thx dude...haha at bout 7++...sudy solo...go 481..i did nt wanna go...far fr my hse..ltr go home lazy...haha..den played wif zhen dong lo...den i knocked 1 of our sch gal down...4gt wat name liao...haha.."PAI SEH PAI SEH!!!" 8.30 liao den went home lo... tis is how my day passed...haha...i wanna go cut hair tml..hu wanna go????????hahatink i goi solo tml..haha...kk..gtg..bye!!! Saturday, October 14, 2006, 1:13 AM
haiz..it is another borin day 2day...went 2 sch den realised tat mre den half e cls was absent....i tink e absentees r about 20 ppl...haha...i tink tat mdm bawani would b so"proud"...haha...aft sch straight away went home...took my lunch n a shower n rushed off 2 marina square...4 work...reached world of sports at about 1.58...im kinda early..haha...BOLANG IS FINALLY NT LATE!!!!!haha...den started work...im slackin almost e whole day...n oso talkin 2 my collegues...but if i don talk much...im nt bolang!!!haha... stand stand stand fr 2 til 5...manager told me 2 go haf my dinner...half n hour ltr came back...den went 2 e store sit until 6 den stared work again...once again....stand stand stand til 10.40.... :s den my leg was lyk so pain n it was achin aft almost a whole day's standin...den tot tat aft work was time 2 take a sit...haha...but i went 2 e mrt station...ppl dere was lyk e "troops" of black ants...n i thought 2 myself..."im goin 2 stand til sembawang"!!!!!! omg...i stand til i wanna collapse...but luckily...at tis point of time..it reached sembawang..den i went 2 meet my cousin n her son 2 have supper at e ah mei coffeeshop....den walk home wif dem... came home n straight away took a shower n now im usin e com... i tink tats all im gonna say 4 2day...hope u may nt find it borin.. JOKES TIME!!!!! On the very first day of the world, God created the cow. He said to the cow: "Ah Gu (cow), today I have created you! Your job is to go to the field with the farmer all day long. You will provide the energy to pull things! You will also provide milk for people to drink! You are to work all day under the sun! In return, you will only eat grass. For that, you will have a life span of 50 years." Ah Gu objected. "What.. I work all day in the sun and I get only to eat grass! On top of that, I have to give my milk away! This is tough and you want me to live 50 years! I'll take 20 and you can have the remaining 30 years back!" God agreed. On the next day, God created the dog. He said to the dog. "Ah Kow (dog), I have created you for a purpose. You are to sit all day by the door of your master's house! Should anyone come in, you are to bark at them! In return, you will eat your master's leftovers. I'll give you a life span of 20 years." Ah Kow objected. " What! I have to sit by the door all day and will need to bark at people, and what do I get...LEFTOVERS... This isn't right, I'll take 10 and you can have the remaining 10 years back!" God agreed again. On the third day, God created the monkey. He said to the monkey. "Lao Kao (monkey), your job is to entertain people. You will make them laugh, act stupid and make faces! You will also do somersaults and swing on trees to amaze them. In return, you will get to eat bananas and peanuts. For that, I'll give you 20 years to live." Naturally the monkey objected. "This is ridiculous, I gotta make faces and make people laugh let not even come to the part about the trees and somersaults. Tell you what, I'll give 10 years of my life to thank you for my existence and I'll take 10. What do you think?" God agreed again. On the forth day, God created humans. God said to the man. "You are my best piece of work, for that, you will only need to sleep, eat, sleep, play, eat, sleep again and do nothing else. You will get to eat all the best things and play with the best toys. All you need to do is enjoy all your life. For this kinda of life, I'll give you 20 years." Just like the rest, the man objected. "What, all I need to do is relax and enjoy myself and I have only 20 years to live? Tell you what, you've 30 years back from Ah Gu, 10 years from AhKow and another 10 from Lao Kao and you probably don't know what to do with all those lifes. Why not I take them all and I'll have 70 years to live?" God being such good nature, agreed with a smile..... AND THAT IS WHY..... We eat, sleep, play and enjoy for the first 20 years of our lives whenwe are growing up. Work like a cow for the next 30 to raise our family. Sit outside the door and bark at people for the next 10 when we are retired. And finally, we make faces and perform monkey tricks to entertain our grandchildren for the final 10 years. GET IT ????? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There were three nuns, they all told the priest that they were going to do one sin each. So the priest says ok, do your sins, come back, and I'll bless you. So, they went to do their sins and came back to get blessed. The priest asked the first one who was laughing what her sin was. She said, "I had sex with a guy." The priest said ok, blessed her and said go drink some holy water. So she did! The next one was laughing harder, and the priest asked her what her sin was. She said, "I got in a fight with another nun." So he says ok, blessed her and told her to go drink some holy water. So she did! The priest asked the last one who was laughing even harder what she did. And as she was laughing she said, "I pissed in the holy water!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ One day there was this preacher and he was having his usual sermon when all of a sudden it started raining, really, really, hard!!!! After about 1 full hour of complete non-stop rain, they started making evacuations because the whole church was flooding, but the preacher just stood there in the ankle-deep water. A guy in a car came up to him and said. "Preacher, Preacher you better get in here before you drown!" But the preacher just replied "Don't worry God will save me." The man then said "Whatever!" and drove away. The water was now knee-deep and a guy in a raft came over to the Preacher and said "Preacher, Preacher you better get in here before you drown!" Despite the second warning the Preacher just stood there and replied "Don't worry God will save me." The man then said "Whatever!!" and rowed away in the orange raft. The water was now waist-deep and a guy in a power boat came to the Preacher and said "Preacher, Preacher you better get in here before you drown!" Despite the third warning the Preacher just stood there and replied "Don't worry God will save me." With that the man said "Whatever!" and jetted away in the power boat. The water was now neck-deep and a guy in a helicopter came and said "Preacher, Preacher you better get your butt in here before you drown!" The man still just stood there and replied "Don't worry God will save me." And with that the man said "Whatever" and flew away. The water then got so deep that the Preacher was sucked under and died. When he opened his eyes he noticed that he was in heaven. He then saw God and asked "God! Why didn't you save me from that horrible flood?!?" God then replied, " I sent you a car, a raft, a power boat, and a helicopter!!! What else do you want from me?!" ok...i tink tats all for 2day....gtg bye!!! Wednesday, October 11, 2006, 3:52 PM
HEY PEEPS....BOLANG IS BACK IN ACTION AGAIN...!!!!HAHAhaiz....sibei sian....i tink im goin 2 flunk my exams tis time...haha....over tis 1 week time...lots of things had happened...i tink tat i will pick a few mre fun things 2 say about...haha.. ok lets talk bout my time goin work...i went 2 work at world of sports at marina square on i tink 7 of october... i was very nervous at 1st coz it was my 1st time in tis kind of job....when i reached dere....i was told wat 2 do n i began my whole day work.. i tink tat began wif foldn sme clothes tat were messed up by e customers..i told myself tat hope dere will nt b 2 much clothes 4 me 2 fold coz it is very difficult 2 fold in2 a very nice pattern...(at tis point of time...i really pity dise workin at hang ten etc.) soon i learned how 2 interact wif e customers..lyk when dey r lookin ard den we go up 2 ask wat do dey need...although it may sound very easy..but u muz take e 1st step 2 open e mouth...startin lyk gt a little bit malu..but slowly i get used 2 it oredi...i cnnt really rmb how much sale i made tat day but i tink i at least sold 5 pairs of shoes....haha...quite alot 4 me n i was happy everytime i sold out 1 thing...haha ok...talk bout 2day...i had my dnt test n a maths paper2 ...i tink tat both papers 2day i juz wrote junks in it.....i came 2 realised tat a maths paper 1 is muzh mre easier den e paper 2....but i oso realized smething mre significant...e maths is mre difficult den e a maths...haha...it is true...i blive my a maths will definitely do better den my e maths... but i really hope so... gtg...bye!!! Monday, October 02, 2006, 12:37 PM
ok....straight 2 e point....i had a really really fun day yesterday....at 1.30++..i went 2 meet ben n rid...den we went off 2 cozway point tinkin tat we were very smart 2 take shuttle bus 2 go queesway shoppin centre...den we reach dere..it was bout 2.30..n e next bus is at 3.15...WTH??it means tat we have 2 wait 4 almost bout an hour...we tried askin sme of dem muz take mrt 2 wat station but all 4get liao(we took mrt dere b4)...den no choice...take mrt go yishun den boarded 855 to go lo....we reached dere at bout 3.30 lyk tat lo...den we go eat mac..coz we did nt wanna waste time..we eat faster 2 prevent tat if we eat finish den yuan zhong come n say he wanna eat...heng ar...he nv reach so fast...den aft tat...rid wanna c bball shoe den brought him 2 a shop tat sells bball shoe tats quite cheap...when we were dere...he told rid tat he give him offer 119 den aft yuan came 2 e shop n meet up wif us...the boss said"AR!tat1 ur frene ar???i give u cheaper...."omg....song bo...den he gave rid at 115 i tink...although e discount ws nt really a big one..but it had help rid save sme $$....den we went 2 e third floor e vervex shop...i bought a bball shoe at oni $8 ...rid bought 1 too...i really lyk dem... den at tis moment...me rid n yuan zhong r all holdin our stuff except 4 ben...den he rmb tat yuan zhong told him tat dere is a shop tat sells addidas shirt at 20+den...we went searchin 4 e bag.....we went 2 e first storey..we went rounds n rounds n bout 4 to 5 times...n e shopkeeper hu saw us tot we were mad...haha..ben gave up n ended up lookin 4 bags...(LOL!) den aft a while..we went 2 take bus 2 go back sembawang...den yuan zhong say wanna take 961 den....we went up e bus....aft bout 30++mins..we saw a mrt station den ben told me..."eh if we go down now den take mrt go back sembawang is faster rite???"i was tinkin lyk "ya hor..."but when i reacted....e bus go liao...bo bian...den..bout 5 mins ltr..we saw another mrt station agaian den we gt down e bus 2 take e mrt...we reached sembawang within 15mis..den n e mrt....sme thing very funny happened...yuan zhong actually wanna say "sembawang"2 me...but he actually said "tambawang"den rid n i was teasing him all e way...until 2day we r stil tokin bout it..... EARLY LANTERN FESTIVAL CELEBRATION!!! aft we came back 2 sembawang.....we went 2 find chai huat joel all la...alot..(2 lazy 2 list their names...)den dey said wanna go play candles ltr....den i went home 2 eat first den e rest went 2 eat at kopitiam opp. my hse..i came down den dey came ltr...we waited dere 4 bout 45+/- mins den we went 2 e cannal bhind our sch den we settle down at a place (sme where bhind yishun sec temp sch) den keng fai started 2 prepare his science experiment...he stared heatin e drinkin can...den he cal me 2 pour lemon tea in2 e can a while ltr...i tot e thing will b very small so i gan gan lai ar...i pour alot den suddenly e flames were so big tat i ran away...haha...i had a fun time dere...very true... reached home at bout 11+ den heng ar...parent haven came back...tats all 4 yesterday.... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ den 2day was another sian day....play bball fr 3+ til 7++ den now bloggin lo....haha..it was lame rite???????? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ jokes 4 tonight!!!! Why does lightning hit trees on windy days? Cos on windy days, the trees 'sway' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why does superman fly with one hand at the side and one hand pointing straight ahead in the past, but now he flies with both hands pointing straight ahead? coz he las time is on manual mode den now is on auto mode.. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ i tink tats i im sayin 2day...gtg bye!!! |