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Monday, November 27, 2006, 5:23 AM
hey guys....im back again...haha...juz don felt lyk bloggin las few days..haha...ok...I HAD INJURIES AGAIN...or i shd say tat my old injury was nt recovered...?coz tat day my lower part of my leg was knocked by eugene...den a few days ltr..i could run n jump n doin all my centre moves...but ytd...when i was watchin tv...i put my injured part on my knee n it was painful... wat is tat??????e b'boys selection is comin up in juz a few weeks...i cnnt let my injury restrict me fr doin things i could do...although i could do all e moves...but im afraid tat ppl may knocked on my injured part of leg again....zzz...haiz...budden nvm..i tink i will go c a doctor or wat la....haiz... i tink im gonna train my stamina n my centre moves tis few weeks.....i wanna go into e b'boys next year!!!!!!everybody hu r readin tis blog now pls cross ur fingers n pray hard 4 me 2 get in b'boys ar!!!tyty..kk..gtg..bye ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ it seems tat i had been decades since i put in jokes 4 my blog n ppl ly jim r complainin tat my blog is gettin mre n mre borin..tats y im puttin in as much as i can 2day... There once was a very good old barber in New York . One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies"I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service."The Florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door. A policeman goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replies"I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service." The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door. A Singaporean software engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to>pay>the barber after the cut. But the barber replies"I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service." The Singaporean software engineer is happy and leaves. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there... Can you guess? > > > > > > > > > > > > > Come on, think like a Singaporean.... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have you got the answer ........... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >come on ............. guess > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >.... a dozen Singaporeans waiting for a free haircut! ********************************************************************* One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up MOM : "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school." SON : "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school." MOM : "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school." SON : "One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me." MOM : "Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school." SON : "Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?" MOM : "One, you are FORTY-FIVE years old and should understand your responsibilities.Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school" ##################################################################### A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia..He was having his coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam at the hotel's coffee house. A Malaysian man who was chewing gum, sat down next to him & started a conversation. Malaysian : "You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?" Singaporean : "Of course." Malaysian : "We don't. In Malaysia, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants & sell them across to Singapore. "The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean listened in silence. Malaysian : "Do you eat the jam with the bread?" Singaporean : "Of course." Malaysian (chuckling): "We don't. In Malaysia, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds & other left-overs in a container, recycle them, transform them into jam,..... before we sellit across to Singapore." This time, the Singaporean retorted : "Do you have sex in Malaysia?" Malaysian : "Why, of course we do" Singaporean : "Do you wear protection" Malaysian : "Of course! We wear condoms." Singaporean : "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?" Malaysian : "Stupid question ! Of course we throw them away." Singaporean : "We don't. In Singapore, the government secretly puts them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum & sell them across to Malaysia,... & that's the real reason why we banned chewing gum in Singapore." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ok...tats all 4 2day..gtg..bye!! |