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Sunday, December 17, 2006, 12:12 PM
jokes for e day!!
(Chinese Version) Chuang qian ming yue guang Yi shi di shang shuang Ju tou wang ming yue Di tou shi gu xiang (English Version) The moon light is pouring down on my bedside Like white frost spreading on the ground I look up the bright round moon in the sky And lower my head thinking of my dear hometown (Singlish (Phua Chu Kang) Version) Bedfront Moon Bright Bright Think Is Floor White White Lift Head See Moon Moon Bow Head Miss Home Home... (Ah-Beng Version) Bedfront Orr Pi Sai (pick nose) Think Think Go Pang Sai Pick Up Tai Gor Tai (handphone) BS While Lau Sai (Latest Reservist Army Version) Bedfront Lau Bark Sai (tears drop) Thinking About Exercise(reservist mobilization) Drop Dead Look Into The Sky (run until no breathe) Tong Kor Sia Lang Zai? (my heartache nobody knows) (Osama version) No friend at my side Think think Bush will fight Lift head but where to hide? This time don't know when will die ? (Bush version) Can't sleep since that night Think think where he hide ? Bomb bomb friends will say I pai No choice ask them go fly kite ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There were these 4 guys who found this small genie bottle.When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared. Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, he said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to become, then your wish will come true." The 1st guy wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted, "WINE".The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The fellow was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool. Next is the second guy's turn, he did the same and shouted, "VODKA" and immersed himself into a pool of vodka. The third guy was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER". He was so contented with his beer pool. Soon it was e last guy's turn. He was running towards the pool when suddenly he steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted,"SHIT!!!!!!!-.........-" Moral of the story:>>>"THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING,BECAUSE SOMETIMES ACCIDENTS DO HAPPEN" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in-charge. Each organ took a turn to speak up: Brain..... I should be in-charge because I run all body functions. Blood..... I should be in-charge because I circulate oxygen for the brain. Stomach... I should be in-charge because I process food to the brain. Legs...... I should be in-charge because I take the brain where it wants to go. Eyes...... I should be in-charge because I let the brain see where it's going. Asshole... I should be in-charge because I get rid of your waste. All the other parts laughed so hard and this made the asshole very mad. To prove his point, the asshole immediately slammed tightly closed and stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste whatsoever. Day 1: Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief Day 2: Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly Day 3: Legs got cramps and became unstable Day 4: Eyes became watery and vision became blurred Day 5: Blood became toxic and poisoned the body Day 6: The other organs agreed to let the asshole be in-charge. Moral of the story:"NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, OR HOW IMPORTANT YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU WILL FIND THAT IT IS ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE THAT IS IN-CHARGE" |