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Monday, May 07, 2007, 12:48 PM
lol...now im bloggin in a shit condition...haha..e blogger is in a shitty condition..but nvm.i will try 2 do wat nik has told me n go back 2 wat i did in e past tat is 2 blog bout e jokes..haha..Two rich men were talking over coffee one day and one of them said to the other one. "Hey I tell you my driver is really stupid. If you don't believe me I'll show you." He called his driver Ah Beng over and said, "Ah Beng, here is a $10 note, go to the car showroom and buy me a Mercedes". To which Ah Beng replied, "Yes Sir! Right away, Sir!" and rushed off to the Showroom.. The rich man then turned to his friend and said, "See, I told you he was stupid." The other rich man said, "That's nothing, you want to see stupid, I will show you stupid." And he called his driver, Ali. "Ali, go home now and check to see if I'm at home." To which Ali said, "Yes Sir! Right away,Sir!" and ran home."See what I told you? He doesn't even have enough brains to know that I cannot be at home if I am here." Later on, the two drivers met on the road. Ah Beng said to Ali, "Eh,you know my boss is sooooooo stupid. He gave me $10 and asked me to go to the car showroom and buy him a Mercedes..... Doesn't he know that today is Sunday lah, the showroom is closed!" Ali replied, "You think your boss is stupid? My boss lagi worse, he asked me to go home to check if he is at home... He got handphone what,he can just call up to check lah, bodoh!!!" ***************** Ah Beng ordered a pizza and the waitress asked if she should cut it in six or twelve pieces. Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces. ***************** One day, two Ah Lians got into a lift from the 20th storey and wanted to get down to the ground floor. As they looked at the dial, they could see the number 20 down to number 2. It was then followed by a G. As they were not English-educated, they were puzzled and had no idea what does the letter G mean. Suddenly one of them exclaimed excitedly and hit G. When they finally reached the ground floor, the other Ah Lian was so impressed and asked the first Ah Lian,"Wah low!!! How you know one?" The first Ah Lian replied smugly, "Easy lah.. G for Gero mah..." ************** Rajpat (father): I want you to marry a girl of my choice Son: "I will choose my own bride!!!" Rajpat: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.." Son: "Well, in that case...ok" Next Rajpat approaches Bill Gates. Rajpat: "I have a husband for your daughter...." Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!!!!!" Rajpat: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank." Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok" Finally Rajpat goes to see the president of the World Bank. Rajpat: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president." President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!" Rajpat: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law." President: "Ah, in that case...ok" *************** TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water? PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO ! "!! TEACHER : What are you talking about? PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O ! *************** TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America. PAPPU : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS : PAPPU! **************** TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?" PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?" *************** PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? FATHER : No. Why do you ask that? PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then? *************** TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ? PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog ! ************** TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"? PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L" TEACHER : No, that's wrong PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! ************** all these r e jokes...hope all of u will enojoy it...haha...gtg..bye=) |